Fucking Motorola and their piece of shit turbo charger. The cable is not removable from the brick and USB-A is shit and gets loose.

Sunday, December 11, 2016 01:55:23 AM from Twitter for Android

Yo Instagram. Stop sending me fuckin push notifications that people who haven't posted photos in a while just posted a photo. Idgaf

Saturday, December 10, 2016 10:44:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Going to be at my parents until the 27th. Someone hook a brother up with xanax so I don't lose my goddamn mind

Saturday, December 10, 2016 08:22:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

NY airports are infuriating. Get a load of this jaggoff guard who checks your luggage claim ticket. Idk where I put my claim ticket. https://t.co/Qfhyh8CQt1

Saturday, December 10, 2016 03:14:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Here's Trump's shitty assed golf course he built on a landfill in the Bronx https://t.co/6xjQopUnwa

Saturday, December 10, 2016 02:58:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Pilot just informed us that he couldn't use the plane's third engine to start the two main engines and had to use some other method.. idc

Saturday, December 10, 2016 01:26:41 PM from Twitter for Android

Mmmm fusion reactors that run on water and its only byproduct is helium, which there's a shortae of anyway. Need: https://t.co/pyrsfiZPqC

Friday, December 09, 2016 04:34:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

Had a buncha people tweet me back about how awesome ColdFusion is

Wednesday, December 07, 2016 06:40:19 PM from Twitter for Android

Also, it's 2016. Who the f still uses ColdFusion? Last I saw that in use was Eidos in DSB built by an antique professor. https://t.co/JBqixw52dD

Wednesday, December 07, 2016 01:32:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Yo @MetroNorth fix ya crappy 90s looking website and make your schedules work https://t.co/Hpzl0Ay72v

Wednesday, December 07, 2016 12:34:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

Working on a production issue since 7:30 AM and it's because Golang was being a finicky cocksucker with the config file.

Tuesday, December 06, 2016 05:55:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

@KFCBarstool @BrendanClancy It's literally the easiest thing. Just claim ownership and add an RSS feed: https://t.co/OEJOt01o13

In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet

Friday, December 02, 2016 11:57:33 AM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu Scrape all the data and make a visualization

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Friday, December 02, 2016 11:29:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

Scripting on Azure https://t.co/1h008q8Yaj

Friday, December 02, 2016 10:26:31 AM from Twitter Web Client

@KFCBarstool All you do is add the feed to Google and never touch it again

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Friday, December 02, 2016 10:00:46 AM from Twitter Web Client