Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I was blackout by 4 pm yesterday and apparently was telling everyone I was drinking a "vodka soda splash of tequila"

The boys, obviously. 10 mins left https://t.co/CtQbH5VTFk

I thought Saturdays were for the boys tho https://t.co/MMHLwBzXbt

"The orange fuhrer, mein Trump!"

What are Saturdays for? https://t.co/KirUFCmrxu

I am not pleased that this snowstorm that hit the northeast missed me... Everywhere I go, I scare the snow away

Heat pumps are garbage. I don't care how green they're supposed to be, if it's below 30 outside, they blow cold air through your ducts

Annmarie called/ video chatted me no less than 15 times in the past two days and it's driving me up a fuckin wall

Dope ass jams. Nice mix. Thx Googs https://t.co/xdLFd4lUjW

The only way Goodell doesn't kill himself from all the massholes hating on him is if he's as delusional as Trump is #eveyonewhodisagreeslies

Just came across https://t.co/zTAArVMzSi and haven't heard that since my middle school bus driver used to blast HOT 97 in the mornings

One of the architect leads just walked off this call and no one knows where he is or what to do

Belichick: "Get your fuckin arm off me"

Goodell has to kill himself after getting booed that hard, amirite?