When one of the fly assed devs sends you mah-ninja.jpg ❤ https://t.co/SpnfyvPDFf
Friday, February 24, 2017 12:56:56 PM from Twitter Web Client
@Android @GooglePlayMusic Fix the bug where it randomly deletes songs from the thumbs up playlist
Tuesday, February 21, 2017 04:03:24 PM from Twitter for Android
I've got the director of architecture telling me that my #1 priority is to implement some shit that was just a PoC that only one dev knows
Tuesday, February 21, 2017 12:42:05 PM from Twitter Web Client
Realll productive working on those wedding invite address labels rn: https://t.co/c6dNra6zBH
Tuesday, February 21, 2017 12:48:25 AM from Twitter Web Client
Mal and I have differing opinions... You remember Catherine O'Hara most as:
Monday, February 20, 2017 09:00:00 AM from Twitter for Android
We're all screaming Savage Garden at the top of our lungs rn
Monday, February 20, 2017 12:04:08 AM from Twitter for Android
Mal just handed me a beer that tastes like formaldehyde
Sunday, February 19, 2017 11:49:48 PM from Twitter for Android
The Google keyboard is another piece of shit. How do you auto correct fucking to "fucking king" https://t.co/2MkMsG1c0B
Saturday, February 18, 2017 02:47:18 PM from Twitter for Android
Just putting this out there... Android Auto is a fucking king piece of shit. I want to like it but it stinks.
Saturday, February 18, 2017 02:45:45 PM from Twitter for Android
PLAY AT FULL VOLUME FOR MAXIMUM AWESOME: https://t.co/y6kyXAhtZz
Thursday, February 16, 2017 11:38:26 PM from Twitter Web Client
Give America the Shocker again!
Thursday, February 16, 2017 10:20:03 PM from Twitter for Android
Today's the followup meeting with the CTO. Have to defend an outage I "caused" during scheduled maintenance
#GTFO & https://t.co/JSsw28MRhE
Wednesday, February 15, 2017 10:06:21 AM from Twitter Web Client
Do your own fuckin maintenance next time. https://t.co/vTK9ZeYAtI
Monday, February 13, 2017 11:03:53 AM from Twitter Web Client
CTO just freaked the fuck out on me because I had our app offline during the entire PLANNED maintenance window and not just a part of it
Monday, February 13, 2017 11:03:38 AM from Twitter Web Client