Visual Studio is updating, so I have ample time to poop

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Thursday, December 15, 2016 02:01:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fusilli Emiliana for breakfast

Thursday, December 15, 2016 10:06:14 AM from Twitter Web Client

Once again, people don't use their heads. Y U poop in stall directly next to me when there are like 4others free. #gtfo

Thursday, December 15, 2016 09:44:45 AM from Twitter for Android

Pat just broke the birthing chair

Thursday, December 15, 2016 12:24:49 AM from Twitter for Android

This smelly motherfucker thinks I'm a greenhorn and is going down all the busiest streets when there's faster ways. Fucking hate cabbies

Thursday, December 15, 2016 12:01:26 AM from Twitter for Android

Cabbie smells like shit, as per usual. NYC is so fuckin savage and uncivilized. Absolutely vile city

Wednesday, December 14, 2016 11:30:58 PM from Twitter for Android

BiggieTupac mobile

Wednesday, December 14, 2016 11:25:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Whisky gingers for days

Wednesday, December 14, 2016 08:04:38 PM from Twitter for Android

OMG @nest is down you guys

Tuesday, December 13, 2016 11:21:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

Like your ad @GetSpectrum https://t.co/RrQ4O1QzSm

Tuesday, December 13, 2016 08:32:33 AM from Twitter for Android

Day after the company party. Feel like death and still .07 BAC

Tuesday, December 13, 2016 08:12:35 AM from Twitter for Android

Now everyone's screaming Pearl Jam at the top of their lungs at the bar and I'm in heaven.

Tuesday, December 13, 2016 12:59:33 AM from Twitter for Android

"I gave that homeless guy $20 hopefully not for booze and drugs, because I'd just spend it on booze and drugs" -VP at my company

Tuesday, December 13, 2016 12:30:54 AM from Twitter for Android