Joe knows Saturdays are for the boys. Yanks are winning the series this year https://t.co/R8Ye99NgOr

Saturday, March 11, 2017 01:37:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin Time Warner/Charter Spectrum transition. Billin portal's broken af... The ONE invoice I need for my expense report is not available

Wednesday, March 08, 2017 11:45:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

Found really old screenshots of old text messages. I beat the Biebs to the whole dick area thing by 7 years... https://t.co/JPPAxm5bY4

Wednesday, March 08, 2017 01:02:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

#AbusersList throwback from '08. They're so damn dramatic, relax guys. Came back from class one day to this: https://t.co/OeLdF5ZXpC

Wednesday, March 08, 2017 01:00:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

And now I'll be dropping a Thurman burger for the next two days https://t.co/IAmcSotYSt

Wednesday, March 08, 2017 01:27:17 AM from Twitter for Android

It's Always Sunny is basically a show about a buncha white guys yelling 98% of the time.

Wednesday, March 08, 2017 12:51:28 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm about to eat the fuck out of a Thurman's burger

Tuesday, March 07, 2017 09:37:29 PM from Twitter for Android

I legit tried to put eye drops in without taking my glasses off. Couldn't figure out why it wasn't working for a couple seconds

Tuesday, March 07, 2017 12:09:56 AM from Twitter for Android

Got Tr3y Dee in my house chllin

Monday, March 06, 2017 10:09:31 PM from Twitter for Android

@thomaswood @AmericanAir @British_Airways 'Merica Stinks!

Monday, March 06, 2017 05:24:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

But Trump promised me there would be more 'Murrican jobs! 😡https://t.co/ITpgpjbr2D

Monday, March 06, 2017 05:23:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

Back with another one of those block rockin' beats

Monday, March 06, 2017 05:12:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

And I have to go to piece of shit work tomorrow

Monday, March 06, 2017 01:16:30 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'll be in a bad mood for a while

Monday, March 06, 2017 01:01:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

I've been mad for fucking years

Monday, March 06, 2017 12:56:56 AM from Twitter for Android