Christ. I might be slurring a little

Tuesday, December 20, 2016 03:31:03 PM from Twitter Web Client

QA manager is an extreme dick for popping a surprise meeting which is requiring me to leave the bar

Tuesday, December 20, 2016 03:12:28 PM from Twitter for Android

GTF outta here. Legit crying right now https://t.co/cVPm0iTnb0

Tuesday, December 20, 2016 01:37:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

Ok, over NYC already. I want to go back to my puppy

Tuesday, December 20, 2016 10:50:03 AM from Twitter for Android

Still can't get over the fact that the railroad, after making millions of people's lives miserable, is telling me not to curse at them.

Monday, December 19, 2016 10:34:55 PM from Twitter for Android

This is why the ticket prices are obnoxiously inflated

Monday, December 19, 2016 10:18:21 PM from Twitter for Android

The railroad telling me to refrain from inappropriate language is hysterical. Y you pay some poor soul to answer social media at 10?

Monday, December 19, 2016 10:17:36 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @MetroNorth: @portfolioso As a reminder, this is a public site and we ask all users to refrain from inappropriate language.

Monday, December 19, 2016 10:12:55 PM from Twitter for Android

@MetroNorth Apologies. My Twitter is a satire account and is marked as possibly inappropriate.

Monday, December 19, 2016 10:10:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Printed the wrong receipt. How am.I supposed to expense this. Cunts @MetroNorth https://t.co/Uri4Sf66jY

Monday, December 19, 2016 09:56:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Absolutely outrageous that it's $47 for two round trip peak tickets. Paying for service delays and derailments. Get lawst

Monday, December 19, 2016 09:43:10 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm on a fucking rampage in this office. Not only is everyone an ignoramus, but fuckin crackheads can come up with better architecture

Monday, December 19, 2016 03:29:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

I don't understand how it's possible for people to be SO smelly first thing in the morning. Like fucking wash yourselves...

Monday, December 19, 2016 12:10:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

@thomaswood @NYGovCuomo New York is fucking stupid, and this is why I moved away. Shit infrastructure, and wasted money

Monday, December 19, 2016 11:25:49 AM from Twitter Web Client

Yo @reddit you fucking cocksucker. Spent 2 hours writing a post and no one told me checking this box would reload the page & lose everything https://t.co/yvoVrEp0J6

Monday, December 19, 2016 11:24:44 AM from Twitter Web Client