Now we got death threats at the party. Should I be scared?
Saturday, March 25, 2017 05:02:55 AM from Twitter for Android
Bitches cray
Saturday, March 25, 2017 04:58:51 AM from Twitter for Android
What's my motha fuckin name... R.U.L.E
Saturday, March 25, 2017 01:41:50 AM from Twitter for Android
My Fitbit is telling me I'm averaging 4 hours of sleep this week, so I should even dead, but I'm alive son.
I just got iced for the first time in my life. People still do that shit?
This is gonna be an amazing disaster
Travesty! Alert the authorities! Dafuq does Freddy's Costco in Queens sell sausage and pepper at the food court but mine doesn't. https://t.co/hd1FoxFy62
Fucking LaGuardia....
Off tomorrow, then it's the bachelor party. Shit's gon' be cray. I'm already a cray on normal days...
Thursday, March 23, 2017 06:58:18 PM from Twitter Web Client
I mean... It was a biebs tweet, so I was probably just laughing at dick area https://t.co/V2gpZFUwwk
Thursday, March 23, 2017 04:08:10 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm narcsicist af. For instance, I just went back to one of my past tweets, checked who liked it and then laughed at it for like 15 seconds.
Thursday, March 23, 2017 04:07:06 AM from Twitter for Android
CVS stopped selling cigarettes 2 yrs ago; correlate it to immortality
(source: https://t.co/fWQ3eDLvo4) https://t.co/ntzmJx00PE
buncha fuckin morons running this bitch. Merica
This is fucking stupid. So if the tablet/laptop is a timebomb, it'll be safer in the checked area than the cabin? https://t.co/2MUqILasvc
You have Siri, Alexa, Google Assistant and to a lesser extent, Cortana, all with huge user bases. Don't need another shitty one in the mix https://t.co/hXTJLCb45M