Client is setting me up an account with their host. When you call support, they ask a security question. Making all of them uncomfortable https://t.co/cfyli8vN2x
this place sucks a cock
We've got a QA team that's testing code compiled from a deleted git branch. They have no fuckin idea what they're even testing. Ops prob tho
I walked into the office for the first time in 2 months and I'm about to get on a plane right back to Columbus
i'm losing all my motherfuckin money
Someone get our CTO on suicide watch after our uptime dropped to 99.6 this weekend
It's the first Monday at work after the bachelor party weekend and I'd rather be dead.
See, would've gotten fomo if I passed out. Instead, got fomo cause everyone else passed out and I was still awake
I passed out 0 times during g this shindig and yacked 0 times. The most proud of myself.
Protip: "Ain't nobody don't like to fuck"
Saturday, March 25, 2017 11:36:29 PM from Twitter for Android
Barclays center is weak on the sausage and peppers game, cunts
Saturday, March 25, 2017 08:58:09 PM from Twitter for Android
It's been two days and I'm taking a leak watching a video of my Luna and I miss her the most
Saturday, March 25, 2017 06:44:03 PM from Twitter for Android
Ain't nobody going to bed
Saturday, March 25, 2017 05:47:11 AM from Twitter for Android
"Political Greg sucks a dick"
Saturday, March 25, 2017 05:37:11 AM from Twitter for Android