'Merica is dummmmmmmmmmmm https://t.co/CqT5yfC6MW

Wednesday, January 04, 2017 10:48:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

Maybe that made no sense but it like totally did https://t.co/GHEbau9qWI

Sunday, January 01, 2017 12:40:46 AM from Twitter for Android

So if I yacked twice, and like 98% yacked in the Uber but didn't and still am 0/2017, I'm still winning right?

Sunday, January 01, 2017 12:40:00 AM from Twitter for Android

Oh fuck the cops

Saturday, December 31, 2016 11:15:09 PM from Twitter for Android

"Cause my life is dope and I do dope shit"

Saturday, December 31, 2016 11:05:40 PM from Twitter for Android

Santino's making some devil drink right now

Saturday, December 31, 2016 10:55:59 PM from Twitter for Android

"No.. noo. The weed will get my baby pregnant"

Saturday, December 31, 2016 10:45:19 PM from Twitter for Android

Couple hours before midnight and I'm like wastey. Dafuq did that happen?

Saturday, December 31, 2016 09:48:33 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @sadoperator: i'm not prepared for another year of this shit

Friday, December 30, 2016 11:13:10 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu they know

Friday, December 30, 2016 11:10:49 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu @ky9 tell him to https://t.co/JSsw28MRhE

Friday, December 30, 2016 12:48:54 AM from Twitter for Android

Coast is clear. Phew.

Wednesday, December 28, 2016 12:56:04 AM from Twitter Web Client

Flashed new router firmware and it got into a bad state. Thought I bricked. Shitting bricks here

Wednesday, December 28, 2016 12:49:12 AM from Twitter for Android

"Plane crashes due to passenger who refused to put his phone in airplane mode" -No headline ever

Tuesday, December 27, 2016 10:45:00 AM from Twitter for Android