Or it's probably the fact that I'm just crazy and intimidating AF

Monday, January 23, 2017 12:43:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

Psych 101: It's easier for me to say no via chat than in person. It's common sense. Of course I'm a nice guy so this is a non issue anyway https://t.co/YI0k4EoNll

Monday, January 23, 2017 12:43:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm in the office. Dude walks past my desk but doesn't stop by to chat. Then slacks me to trade conference rooms. What a pussy assed bitch

Monday, January 23, 2017 12:36:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

This dude is spot on: https://t.co/KNL85KD2U5

#thefuckingsubway

Sunday, January 22, 2017 11:27:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

*their, ya morons @nypost https://t.co/cCEFzojDjt

Sunday, January 22, 2017 06:14:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Things I just learned about Mad Season:

1) Layne did the album art
2) Mad Season is a British term for when magic mushrooms are in bloom

Sunday, January 22, 2017 01:52:35 AM from Twitter Web Client

Cuncel America

Saturday, January 21, 2017 04:21:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

My mom just sprayed my feet with Lysol because I walked barefoot in the house. Absolute absurdity... I gotta space my visits out more.

Saturday, January 21, 2017 02:03:10 AM from Twitter for Android

Ivanka just came out at this presidential dance thingy on TV and my mom's lezzbehonest for her

Friday, January 20, 2017 09:43:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Hood ass LaGuardia airport can't even get a jet bridge. Walking down stairs to get off this plane #shithole

Friday, January 20, 2017 03:50:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Someone get this trash city Philadelphia flight out of my gate. It's lateness is messing with my boarding

Friday, January 20, 2017 01:40:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Aan =_=:-\:'(:-|:-)=_=:-\=_=:'(=_=:'(:'(=_==_(TT)🚭🚱🚭🛄🛄🚱🛄🚯🚯🚯🛄🛅🚭🛄🛄🛄🚯🛅🚱🚯🚯🚯🚯🚯

Wednesday, January 18, 2017 10:27:38 PM from Twitter for Android

https://t.co/zBnACITZWT https://t.co/Ear9brdn72

Wednesday, January 18, 2017 09:33:33 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm all jacked up on caffeine as well

Wednesday, January 18, 2017 09:31:10 PM from Twitter for Android