Hey @Google Keep... Way to not have undo type in your app so when I accidentally delete text, there's no way to get it back. Wizzeak
Jesus H. Christ, @LinkedIn. What dumb asshole decided it was a good idea to send an InMail message with enter by default? https://t.co/yzqnFYhGIx
I am challenging @MalJNew to sing Shakira's Poem to a Horse at the company karaoke next week.
@XtinaSchelin Such 90s/2000s UI, yet such functional #doge
Anyone else notice Jennifer Aniston blasts her nips like 90% of the time on Friends?
Been saying it for years. Samsung is fuckin garbage. https://t.co/vNHrnKJnpn
Saturday, April 08, 2017 02:51:21 AM from Twitter for Android
23andme knows I'm large and get mad FOMO when other people are eating anything https://t.co/qxPo3qJcXY
Just watched a @nyphospital commercial on YES about how they saved 6 yr old Max after 5 surgeries and now he's chasing flies and I'm bawling
Verizon Wireless has shit LTE in shit LaGuardia. All shit.
@BarstoolJJ @ACBeerFest This guy fucks
Saturday, April 01, 2017 11:56:53 PM from Twitter for Android
Maybe it's the wine talking but I reaaaalllyyyy am having a hard time not singing the Spice Girls out loud at this party rn
Saturday, April 01, 2017 10:42:46 PM from Twitter for Android
@jerrythornton1 #sexscandalteacher Catholic School teacher! https://t.co/eizoLFQ2gx https://t.co/ldRihLpAVZ
Saturday, April 01, 2017 04:37:10 PM from Twitter Web Client
only in fuckin eastchester do you have landscapers that uses 5 leaf blowers at a time. shut the fuck up outside. trying to sleep
Saturday, April 01, 2017 03:46:01 PM from Twitter Web Client
Our database since 11AM: https://t.co/7rDbsItxMW
Fuck coal. idiot. https://t.co/XoWPezPYmN