Tonight's gonna get sloppy

Saturday, January 28, 2017 06:58:07 PM from Twitter for Android

So gassy rn and am about to get in a limo with like 15 peeps. This might be an issue

Saturday, January 28, 2017 06:46:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Bag of milk aka Lena Dunham https://t.co/kpZSrGhoxE

Saturday, January 28, 2017 01:42:43 PM from Twitter for Android

What kind of a shithole airport terminal has 5 lanes merging into one to exit

Friday, January 27, 2017 04:26:06 PM from Twitter for Android

I told this fucking cocksucker terminal c a d he goes to the shithole B which is all under construction.

Friday, January 27, 2017 04:22:56 PM from Twitter for Android

LaGuardia Airport is an inept fucking shithole. 20 minutes to get from one terminal to another in traffic because my Uber fucked up

Friday, January 27, 2017 04:17:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Maybe threw up in my mouth a little

Friday, January 27, 2017 07:54:28 AM from Twitter for Android

0 hangover, so I must still be wasted, amirite?

Friday, January 27, 2017 07:53:53 AM from Twitter for Android

It's 4am. Have a presentation at 9. I'm burping fuckin Coronas and Freddy's place smells like strippers.

Friday, January 27, 2017 04:03:00 AM from Twitter for Android

Vodka red bulls for days when you're sleep deprived

Friday, January 27, 2017 01:12:29 AM from Twitter for Android

Love how I come back to this shithole and only two motherfuckers come through. Need to reevaluate people

Friday, January 27, 2017 01:04:32 AM from Twitter for Android

I got like 4 hrs of sleep this whole week and was all bummed out and the best man's shenanigans made it all right.

Friday, January 27, 2017 12:58:31 AM from Twitter for Android

@BofA_Help appreciate it!

In reply to @BofA_Help's tweet

Thursday, January 26, 2017 05:48:35 PM from Twitter for Android

Um. Crushed it.

Thursday, January 26, 2017 05:47:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

This is useless to me if I cannot import it to Excel. When I copy paste, it cannot determine columns. Thanks a lot @BankofAmerica https://t.co/voWyGcaQCb

Thursday, January 26, 2017 04:26:20 PM from Twitter Web Client