Shaggy is playing a show down the road the day of my wedding. Anyone who gets him to come: 😘😘😘❤❤😍😍😍 OMG

Wednesday, April 19, 2017 12:42:35 AM from Twitter for Android

I mean. I'm jelly https://t.co/0ImXY3pdXy

Wednesday, April 19, 2017 12:24:31 AM from Twitter for Android

See. There's a legitimate problem... I feel bad for the next generation. They won't understand these 90s jams. Must pass em on you guys.

Wednesday, April 19, 2017 12:23:42 AM from Twitter for Android

Mal: "Ja Rule would walk down the block and hold hands with me."

Tuesday, April 18, 2017 11:58:27 PM from Twitter for Android

Ja rule is on and I'm in my glories

Tuesday, April 18, 2017 11:54:15 PM from Twitter for Android

I didn't even eat sausage and peppers. This is why the Yankees lost you guys.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017 11:45:52 PM from Twitter for Android

Yanks lost when I went to the stadium. I smell like cheese because like. I dumped it on me.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017 11:45:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Unlike a couple Wednesdays ago. I'm like not blackout at Vinny's. But like... I'm pretty blackout

Tuesday, April 18, 2017 11:44:40 PM from Twitter for Android

I miss my Luna

Tuesday, April 18, 2017 10:36:17 PM from Twitter for Android

I mean... If you haven't dumped a bucket of cheese fries all over yourself at the counter of Yankee Stadium, you're false.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017 08:24:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Always get a kick out of the grammar/writing style of our offshore developers https://t.co/Hk8nzXMOpT

Monday, April 17, 2017 11:36:50 AM from Twitter Web Client

Seems Legit: https://t.co/09IyjNQK82

Monday, April 17, 2017 10:36:35 AM from Twitter Web Client

And why doesn't everyone keep right while walking. This city annoys the shit out of me

Monday, April 17, 2017 09:07:13 AM from Twitter for Android

You're an asshole if you stand in a group circle talking / blocking the narrowest part of Grand Central in the middle of rush hour

Monday, April 17, 2017 09:04:45 AM from Twitter for Android

Garbage Fitbit firmware update... Hardly ever syncs now. Christ

Monday, April 17, 2017 07:24:07 AM from Twitter for Android