It's almost 4am @MalJNew .. don't almost fall asleep during chugging in kings bc ima yack
Sunday, January 29, 2017 03:52:42 AM from Twitter for Android
GD it... Why are we playing g fuckin kings. Too.old for this shit. But not really
Sunday, January 29, 2017 03:33:06 AM from Twitter for Android
Trump did 9/11
Sunday, January 29, 2017 01:42:59 AM from Twitter for Android
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Sunday, January 29, 2017 01:27:22 AM from Twitter for Android
Tryinto tell me my kicks aren't good enough for the club. Blow me
Sunday, January 29, 2017 12:13:14 AM from Twitter for Android
"I wanna make love in this club" == "I wanna fuck in a bar"
Sunday, January 29, 2017 12:10:33 AM from Twitter for Android
There's a driverless Uber in front of us that drives better than 100% of NYC shithead cabs. #Pittsburgh. Every city's more advanced that NY
Sunday, January 29, 2017 12:03:15 AM from Twitter for Android
These brussel sprouts taste just as good as sex when you're high
Saturday, January 28, 2017 10:36:15 PM from Twitter for Android
That's why I couldn't get in. There's a fuckin sword guarding the door https://t.co/Unggk0BzgG
Saturday, January 28, 2017 10:22:04 PM from Twitter for Android
What kinda stupid place has a push door men's room with a lock. I gotta piss. GTFO bitty
Saturday, January 28, 2017 10:20:19 PM from Twitter for Android
I ordered a lamb neck. Dafuq is a lamb neck? I'm not fancy enough for lamb neck
Saturday, January 28, 2017 10:13:57 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm wayyyy to drunk to be at this bougie of a place
Saturday, January 28, 2017 10:11:22 PM from Twitter for Android
Drunk tweets are best tweets
Saturday, January 28, 2017 10:01:40 PM from Twitter for Android