RT @ehubbs13: What a fucking win!! The Comeback Kids strike again!! It's Cinco de Mayo Friday after beating the WS champs Lets go OFF https…

Friday, May 05, 2017 05:40:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

the MSFT Distributed Transaction Coordinator is the most fucked up convoluted shit I've ever worked with in my life

Friday, May 05, 2017 12:35:50 PM from Twitter Web Client

Hey assholes over at @Azure This is a valid cron expression, eat a dick https://t.co/ehisXZXrjf

Friday, May 05, 2017 10:31:32 AM from Twitter Web Client

Happy Friday to ya from a guy who has no idea where he is - Joe Cocker's keyboard dude live at the Fillmore East in 1970. https://t.co/Bu6rhFLfgI

Friday, May 05, 2017 09:58:09 AM from Twitter Web Client

You need a guy to rile the team up. Can't be losing to trash team Toronto https://t.co/PfxaSQaq2Q

Wednesday, May 03, 2017 09:44:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

LOVE Gardner smashing the shit out of the garbage can! That was the problem with the Yankees the past decade. No @PaulONeillYES flipping out

Wednesday, May 03, 2017 09:44:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

Hey assholes at Motorola. Still don't have Nougat on my Pure Edition you fuckin slows. And I'm rocking 12/2016 security patches. Real secure

Wednesday, May 03, 2017 06:04:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

This idiot recommends an S8 over a pixel. What an idiot https://t.co/PXSfemW8OX

Wednesday, May 03, 2017 10:52:34 AM from Twitter Web Client

Microsoft Azure sucks a dick

Tuesday, May 02, 2017 06:36:05 PM from Twitter Web Client

Hmm. The milk expired on 4/18, but it's still good if it doesn't taste sour, right?

Tuesday, May 02, 2017 09:48:03 AM from Twitter Web Client

@KFCBarstool @ky9

In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet

Sunday, April 30, 2017 05:17:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

Theeeeeeeeeeee

Friday, April 28, 2017 10:52:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ, CC

Friday, April 28, 2017 07:59:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm sick as a fuckin dog and I blame filthy New York

Friday, April 28, 2017 07:28:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

These consultants are the dumbest fuckin engineers ever.

Thursday, April 27, 2017 03:59:33 PM from Twitter Web Client