Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Heat pumps are garbage. I don't care how green they're supposed to be, if it's below 30 outside, they blow cold air through your ducts

Annmarie called/ video chatted me no less than 15 times in the past two days and it's driving me up a fuckin wall

Dope ass jams. Nice mix. Thx Googs https://t.co/xdLFd4lUjW

The only way Goodell doesn't kill himself from all the massholes hating on him is if he's as delusional as Trump is #eveyonewhodisagreeslies

Just came across https://t.co/zTAArVMzSi and haven't heard that since my middle school bus driver used to blast HOT 97 in the mornings

One of the architect leads just walked off this call and no one knows where he is or what to do

Belichick: "Get your fuckin arm off me"

Goodell has to kill himself after getting booed that hard, amirite?

There's beer all over my shirt

"Are they gonna roll out the old presisent again?" -Buddah

Belichick's gonna straight up kill a man later

I wonder if @buck is thinking about how many people are tweeting about Joe Buck's hair plugs.

Yeesh. What's the over/under Bush Sr. kicks it live on national tv

Fuckin old people always holding up the line because they can't figure out credit card point of sales