Been saying it for years. Samsung is fuckin garbage. https://t.co/vNHrnKJnpn

Saturday, April 08, 2017 02:51:21 AM from Twitter for Android

23andme knows I'm large and get mad FOMO when other people are eating anything https://t.co/qxPo3qJcXY

Friday, April 07, 2017 06:07:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

Just watched a @nyphospital commercial on YES about how they saved 6 yr old Max after 5 surgeries and now he's chasing flies and I'm bawling

Sunday, April 02, 2017 04:49:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Verizon Wireless has shit LTE in shit LaGuardia. All shit.

Sunday, April 02, 2017 10:05:22 AM from Twitter for Android

@BarstoolJJ @ACBeerFest This guy fucks

In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet

Saturday, April 01, 2017 11:56:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Maybe it's the wine talking but I reaaaalllyyyy am having a hard time not singing the Spice Girls out loud at this party rn

Saturday, April 01, 2017 10:42:46 PM from Twitter for Android

@jerrythornton1 #sexscandalteacher Catholic School teacher! https://t.co/eizoLFQ2gx https://t.co/ldRihLpAVZ

Saturday, April 01, 2017 04:37:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

only in fuckin eastchester do you have landscapers that uses 5 leaf blowers at a time. shut the fuck up outside. trying to sleep

Saturday, April 01, 2017 03:46:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

Our database since 11AM: https://t.co/7rDbsItxMW

Friday, March 31, 2017 03:18:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fuck coal. idiot. https://t.co/XoWPezPYmN

Friday, March 31, 2017 11:17:18 AM from Twitter Web Client

The EPA people should bathe in it then https://t.co/rRLXbe4X0p

Thursday, March 30, 2017 08:13:52 PM from Twitter Web Client

Amazing how ignorant these people are saying this shit is safe. Enjoy your cancer https://t.co/yfApxyLRDB

Thursday, March 30, 2017 08:13:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

This tachy shit's gotta stop. Can't have my heart rate at 117 just from standing up

Thursday, March 30, 2017 01:14:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

Nowwwww the hangover's kicking in

Thursday, March 30, 2017 12:32:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

my heart rate is through the roof according to my fitbit. need the cardiac icu and IV fluids

Thursday, March 30, 2017 12:19:53 PM from Twitter Web Client