Jesus Christ, Tanaka... You were 5-0 in your last 5 starts and you decide to fuck up Jeter's night?
@__JLu Oh jeez. That may be happening this July
Bob Sheppard recording gave me all kinds of goosebumps
I'm legit gonna cry for Jeets
See, problem with music today is that they just don't make it like Counting Crows anymore...
Mal to Pup at 3 am: "Whatever. I'm playing another Counting Crowes song. Deal with it."
Yo @Qualcomm... Why can't you fuckers make your yearly flagship chip better than last years Apple's processor? This is why Androids all suck https://t.co/UuFEwGYBkI
I fucking SUCK at beer pong holy christ
This is actually not satire. This is exactly how it is in real life, except we had a gong. Then I moved away. https://t.co/i3s4Xvdj1e
♪ Cubans with the Jesus piece ♪
How about CNN stealing ideas off my old tweets about old millennials not knowing how to use Snapchat? https://t.co/67kzn0Als5 #oldmillennial https://t.co/wdpaMcDmB8
No sympathy for garbage Spirit Airlines whose pilots refuse to fly. Maybe if they didn't charge you to breathe... https://t.co/8X2HgwroEK
Pup just farted in my face. Guess that's karma....
You know, just debugging live in production on a casual Sunday night
Just heard the new Rise Against single on the radio (CBus actually has a rock station). Felt like I was in middle school all over again.