We're all screaming Savage Garden at the top of our lungs rn
Monday, February 20, 2017 12:04:08 AM from Twitter for Android
Mal just handed me a beer that tastes like formaldehyde
Sunday, February 19, 2017 11:49:48 PM from Twitter for Android
The Google keyboard is another piece of shit. How do you auto correct fucking to "fucking king" https://t.co/2MkMsG1c0B
Saturday, February 18, 2017 02:47:18 PM from Twitter for Android
Just putting this out there... Android Auto is a fucking king piece of shit. I want to like it but it stinks.
Saturday, February 18, 2017 02:45:45 PM from Twitter for Android
PLAY AT FULL VOLUME FOR MAXIMUM AWESOME: https://t.co/y6kyXAhtZz
Thursday, February 16, 2017 11:38:26 PM from Twitter Web Client
Give America the Shocker again!
Thursday, February 16, 2017 10:20:03 PM from Twitter for Android
Today's the followup meeting with the CTO. Have to defend an outage I "caused" during scheduled maintenance
#GTFO & https://t.co/JSsw28MRhE
Wednesday, February 15, 2017 10:06:21 AM from Twitter Web Client
Do your own fuckin maintenance next time. https://t.co/vTK9ZeYAtI
Monday, February 13, 2017 11:03:53 AM from Twitter Web Client
CTO just freaked the fuck out on me because I had our app offline during the entire PLANNED maintenance window and not just a part of it
Monday, February 13, 2017 11:03:38 AM from Twitter Web Client
I was blackout by 4 pm yesterday and apparently was telling everyone I was drinking a "vodka soda splash of tequila"
Sunday, February 12, 2017 11:45:17 AM from Twitter for Android
The boys, obviously. 10 mins left https://t.co/CtQbH5VTFk
Saturday, February 11, 2017 11:51:27 PM from Twitter for Android
I thought Saturdays were for the boys tho https://t.co/MMHLwBzXbt
Saturday, February 11, 2017 04:56:39 PM from Twitter for Android
"The orange fuhrer, mein Trump!"
Saturday, February 11, 2017 03:29:24 PM from Twitter for Android
What are Saturdays for? https://t.co/KirUFCmrxu
Saturday, February 11, 2017 02:41:46 PM from Twitter for Android
I am not pleased that this snowstorm that hit the northeast missed me... Everywhere I go, I scare the snow away
Friday, February 10, 2017 01:12:48 PM from Twitter for Android