I'm about to eat the fuck out of a Thurman's burger

Tuesday, March 07, 2017 09:37:29 PM from Twitter for Android

I legit tried to put eye drops in without taking my glasses off. Couldn't figure out why it wasn't working for a couple seconds

Tuesday, March 07, 2017 12:09:56 AM from Twitter for Android

Got Tr3y Dee in my house chllin

Monday, March 06, 2017 10:09:31 PM from Twitter for Android

@thomaswood @AmericanAir @British_Airways 'Merica Stinks!

Monday, March 06, 2017 05:24:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

But Trump promised me there would be more 'Murrican jobs! 😡https://t.co/ITpgpjbr2D

Monday, March 06, 2017 05:23:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

Back with another one of those block rockin' beats

Monday, March 06, 2017 05:12:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

And I have to go to piece of shit work tomorrow

Monday, March 06, 2017 01:16:30 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'll be in a bad mood for a while

Monday, March 06, 2017 01:01:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

I've been mad for fucking years

Monday, March 06, 2017 12:56:56 AM from Twitter for Android

Yo @Corning blow me. Gorilla Glass works real well. #cunts https://t.co/bj42eLXah3

Sunday, March 05, 2017 09:35:07 PM from Twitter for Android

This is the first smartphone screen I shattered... And I was stone cold sober.

Sunday, March 05, 2017 05:12:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

I just dropped my fucking phone flat on its fucking screen on concrete and now it doesn't work at all. It made it 1.5 years I guess

Sunday, March 05, 2017 04:26:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

Always get the worst fomo when I day drink, take a nap, and sleep through the part 2 rally

Sunday, March 05, 2017 01:38:48 AM from Twitter for Android

Very behind on my day drinking rn. Should have been at the tailgate 2 hours ago

Saturday, March 04, 2017 12:22:47 PM from Twitter for Android

Review: Can I get a pizza with that oregano? https://t.co/1fGgrh0o77

Saturday, March 04, 2017 03:09:58 AM from Twitter for Android