I miss Luna

Saturday, March 18, 2017 01:38:38 AM from Twitter for Android

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Saturday, March 18, 2017 01:36:30 AM from Twitter for Android

Almost yacked all over Skully's

Friday, March 17, 2017 11:51:43 PM from Twitter for Android

That was one of the better recoveries I pulled

Friday, March 17, 2017 11:51:27 PM from Twitter for Android

Just "pulled the recovery" aka not yacked during the last round of car bombs

Friday, March 17, 2017 11:45:47 PM from Twitter for Android

We need to got back to the days where Will Smith is rapping about CD Roms again

Friday, March 17, 2017 10:24:30 AM from Twitter Web Client

Luna's spread eagle and there's absolutely absurd dialogue on Netflix in the background https://t.co/aqLCIGDYxg

Monday, March 13, 2017 05:20:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

My Netflix is trippin balls rn https://t.co/qp5eVdEQmm

Sunday, March 12, 2017 07:39:01 PM from Twitter for Android

I find it absolute bullshit that wherever I go, snowstorms avoid me.

Sunday, March 12, 2017 08:11:30 AM from Twitter for Android

Joe knows Saturdays are for the boys. Yanks are winning the series this year https://t.co/R8Ye99NgOr

Saturday, March 11, 2017 01:37:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin Time Warner/Charter Spectrum transition. Billin portal's broken af... The ONE invoice I need for my expense report is not available

Wednesday, March 08, 2017 11:45:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

Found really old screenshots of old text messages. I beat the Biebs to the whole dick area thing by 7 years... https://t.co/JPPAxm5bY4

Wednesday, March 08, 2017 01:02:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

#AbusersList throwback from '08. They're so damn dramatic, relax guys. Came back from class one day to this: https://t.co/OeLdF5ZXpC

Wednesday, March 08, 2017 01:00:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

And now I'll be dropping a Thurman burger for the next two days https://t.co/IAmcSotYSt

Wednesday, March 08, 2017 01:27:17 AM from Twitter for Android

It's Always Sunny is basically a show about a buncha white guys yelling 98% of the time.

Wednesday, March 08, 2017 12:51:28 AM from Twitter for Android