Let's be honest @MalJNew #giggity

Sunday, June 04, 2017 12:10:59 AM from Twitter for Android

Mal's wearing scented Melissa sandals and I just realized that smelling them in public at the bar looks reallllll weird

Saturday, June 03, 2017 08:35:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Hey @Moto, the fuck is raking you so long to update the 2015 pure edition to Nougat. This joke brand beat you https://t.co/meMw44I3SH

Saturday, June 03, 2017 03:12:02 PM from Twitter for Android

Oh yeah I also owe this guy money. Cheers to a safe return trip with both my kidneys!

Friday, June 02, 2017 06:15:43 PM from Twitter for Android

At the same time, going to a local rastafari party seems like the tits

Friday, June 02, 2017 06:14:45 PM from Twitter for Android

Seems legit? If you don't here from me and wife ever again, you're looking for a Nigel in Soufriere https://t.co/pkBAy1lNfd

Friday, June 02, 2017 06:14:26 PM from Twitter for Android

Went off the resort for a killer tour of St. Lucia and a dude named King Nigel is picking us up later to take us to a local street party

Friday, June 02, 2017 06:13:05 PM from Twitter for Android

My best friend said she used to fuck with Usher

Thursday, June 01, 2017 11:36:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Literally it's the clurb https://t.co/VyntPobe4w

Thursday, June 01, 2017 11:28:48 PM from Twitter for Android

Piano bar's all turnt now

Thursday, June 01, 2017 11:15:47 PM from Twitter for Android

Mal and I are stealing this piano bar player

Thursday, June 01, 2017 10:57:13 PM from Twitter for Android

The piano bar is the tits

Thursday, June 01, 2017 10:31:32 PM from Twitter for Android

@TwitterMoments Way to disobey the pope you dumb cunt

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Thursday, June 01, 2017 09:17:52 PM from Twitter for Android

Steel drums are the tits

Thursday, June 01, 2017 09:12:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel da environment https://t.co/a6xqG8cvPJ

Thursday, June 01, 2017 09:11:17 PM from Twitter for Android