Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

@Windows Why does my key repeat rate keep changing to be slow. Also, the setting in the control panel is busted https://t.co/x9YGcZw4Kt

Windows 10 sucks a cock because of its slow assed key repeat rate. Drives me up the wall. https://t.co/x9YGcZNFC1

Also, Emma Stone is bae https://t.co/2JtYflZOMH

It was a great idea to start Superbad on Netflix... This is taking me back, I'm dying rn

Picked up a Gronk Monster energy at the gas station because Gronk is bro af. It markets itself.

Let's face it, I may have had had some booze tho. It's Friday and I WFH and it's 75 outside https://t.co/BmtAaS1o90

Also, the fiancée was NOT pleased with me. She was in the middle of picking out her wedding shoes; I was laughing at a Bieber dick tweet

I am not proud of the fact that I [soberly] laughed at the Biebs tweeting about his dick area for 5 mins..

I legit laughed at "dick area" for 5 minutes straight https://t.co/dguzTXFOP0

When one of the fly assed devs sends you mah-ninja.jpg ❤ https://t.co/SpnfyvPDFf

@Android @GooglePlayMusic Fix the bug where it randomly deletes songs from the thumbs up playlist

In reply to @Android's tweet

I've got the director of architecture telling me that my #1 priority is to implement some shit that was just a PoC that only one dev knows

Realll productive working on those wedding invite address labels rn: https://t.co/c6dNra6zBH

Mal and I have differing opinions... You remember Catherine O'Hara most as: