I just walked into my house and the first thing I heard from a groomsman was "their logo is jerk off material"
Last day before two weeks off, so cuncel da tickets. Literally cuncelling a dumb ticket someone sent me https://t.co/qEnTS4uE7k
@__JLu Hate that too. If I'm almost going 90 in the left lane and someone's up my ass, by all means, I'd rather them pass and get the ticket
Yo @SIRIUSXM Lithium's killin it rn.
Attention assholes in left lane: If I'm tailgating you, move over - you're too slow.
Fuckin iOS has no notion of a file system. How am I supposed to back up the video of me shirtless screaming temple of the dog from snapchat?
How about this Just Smiles dentists office stealing the Windows 10 flag logo https://t.co/QpbhsSduqF
Still can't get over Chris Cornell, you guys. Pouring one out tonight and listening to Soundgarden
Windows 10 Creators update... Y U SO unstable? Dafuq is this, Windows 98? System locks up after entering a bad pw? Come on.
Feel like we lost this gem when Vine folded, so I recreated it. #franceser #mongo @MikeFrancesaNY https://t.co/UczpdN28C9
Breaking news! Trump's a dumbass! Everyone sell your stock. https://t.co/HKoWJSbCtT
microsoft can go suck a fucking dick with MSMQ clustering and its horseshit management and permissions of it. garbage.
Nothing is fuckin working right now
I'm all for Windows 10 and staying up to date and shit, but MSFT is annoying af with how persistent they bug me to install feature updates
It's okay though. We'll just score 18 runs https://t.co/2PMNHDpPw1