This airport is a goddamn shithole. My ticket says D2 but the gate is really C1 and you have to take a shuttle bus there?

Saturday, April 22, 2017 05:23:38 AM from Twitter for Android

I told an @AmericanAir pilot at departures that LaGuardia was a fuckin shithole for canceling my flight and he almost called security on me. https://t.co/X41uzc6FZ9

Saturday, April 22, 2017 04:11:41 AM from Twitter for Android

At this point I shouldn't even go to bed

Saturday, April 22, 2017 04:08:14 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm not drunk enough to get a flight out of this shithole in 45 mins. https://t.co/1hbVD1fXND

Saturday, April 22, 2017 04:05:39 AM from Twitter for Android

Problem is, they were $2.50 each https://t.co/c7Ai08hjlx

Saturday, April 22, 2017 04:04:21 AM from Twitter for Android

"Waterfront hub with regional flights" is way to fancy of a description for this fuckin abomination @googlemaps https://t.co/mpLrq0t2C9

Saturday, April 22, 2017 03:57:25 AM from Twitter for Android

It is 3:30 am and Freddy and I are gonna eat the shit out of all these tacos we got from the taco truck. Like $30 of tacos

Saturday, April 22, 2017 03:27:14 AM from Twitter for Android

Hey @MalJNew bring me big momma's burritos?

Saturday, April 22, 2017 02:35:29 AM from Twitter for Android

Iigjt that was stupid. I'm done.

Saturday, April 22, 2017 02:31:55 AM from Twitter for Android

Nested level 4 https://t.co/R345D83GUH

Saturday, April 22, 2017 02:31:19 AM from Twitter for Android

Nested level 3 https://t.co/f8RvwsUNO3

Saturday, April 22, 2017 02:31:05 AM from Twitter for Android

Nested level 2 https://t.co/7l0GpZOMQ7

Saturday, April 22, 2017 02:30:55 AM from Twitter for Android

Can you like nest quoted tweets? Trying this now

Saturday, April 22, 2017 02:30:46 AM from Twitter for Android

Wow that didn't sound too straight. Ya. Not what I meant. https://t.co/pGJlLg6RDy

Saturday, April 22, 2017 02:30:02 AM from Twitter for Android

Freddy's so good, he'd give you what you don't even know what to ask for

Saturday, April 22, 2017 02:29:28 AM from Twitter for Android