Piece of shit immune system. I should not be on my second cough and cold in two months. Weak motherfucker.
Saturday, June 10, 2017 10:10:59 PM from Twitter for Android
Pretty sure I just got banned from the Atlanta airport free WiFi for putting in fake registration info and/or streaming over a VPN
Saturday, June 10, 2017 08:54:07 PM from Twitter for Android
Cross another item off my never have I ever list... I pooped in Georgia
Saturday, June 10, 2017 08:37:48 PM from Twitter for Android
Get a load of @VZWNow LTE choking on cocks in Atlanta rn https://t.co/H1XSvxiadT
Saturday, June 10, 2017 06:08:24 PM from Twitter for Android
Sandals casually leaving one of their wire closets unlocked so an #abuserslist like myself can have some fun https://t.co/FCIgZLbpOp
My lady rocker playlist is fire flames https://t.co/Hrpd6rrrd2
Thursday, June 08, 2017 11:46:21 AM from Twitter for Android
Italian place had sausage and pep so my life is complete rn
Wednesday, June 07, 2017 08:58:36 PM from Twitter for Android
9:30 am and I'm about to break the seal
Wednesday, June 07, 2017 09:27:30 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Soy Sushi Bar w/ @maljnew https://t.co/9e3LkQAqkn https://t.co/ywbBDQVqkV
I feel gross af right now. Someone pump my stomach https://t.co/wDh1szLFW4
I need a butler to food-block me. Just because I can order anything anytime doesn't mean my fat ass should eat a burger at 3am.
The videos I just found on my phone are the most absurd things of all time.
@jstanz37 Idk I smelled them at the bar and everyone looked at me like I was a weird
"Silly white people" -Every Sandals Piano Bar employee
Turnt is an understatement rn