Scientific study just said phone addiction is worse than coke addiction. Same area of the brain triggered. I should have just taken up drugs

Wednesday, March 29, 2017 04:48:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Got a guy playing Meteora on the jukebox at the bar. Haven't heard that in 10 yrs. Takes me back to high school

Wednesday, March 29, 2017 04:10:06 PM from Twitter for Android

Time to go to the mofuggin bar

Wednesday, March 29, 2017 03:41:12 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Bunch of Pussy TSA Workers Get Their Eyes Irritated at LGA Because Of Someone's Food https://t.co/rWRVbNto8n

Wednesday, March 29, 2017 10:57:14 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Great administration we've got going on here. Your ISPs can now sell your data and the environment has been cuncelled.

Wednesday, March 29, 2017 09:33:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

Nah son. Someone set the background color to black and deleted a circle shape in MS Paint https://t.co/PzkhT9wrUt

Tuesday, March 28, 2017 10:19:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Fiancee went to the pet store to get dog food and I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if we had two dogs when I get back home.

Tuesday, March 28, 2017 03:07:56 PM from Twitter for Android

The crazy Russian bastards I work with are trying to get me to go to a Russian bath house in deep Brooklyn aka Russia 2.0 and I'm scared

Tuesday, March 28, 2017 12:44:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

Would be nice if #thefuckingsubway didn't decide to park in between stations when I have another train to catch

Monday, March 27, 2017 06:26:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Client is setting me up an account with their host. When you call support, they ask a security question. Making all of them uncomfortable https://t.co/cfyli8vN2x

Monday, March 27, 2017 04:52:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

this place sucks a cock

Monday, March 27, 2017 02:51:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

We've got a QA team that's testing code compiled from a deleted git branch. They have no fuckin idea what they're even testing. Ops prob tho

Monday, March 27, 2017 12:26:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

I walked into the office for the first time in 2 months and I'm about to get on a plane right back to Columbus

Monday, March 27, 2017 12:24:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

status: https://t.co/wQ2JY36BDa

Monday, March 27, 2017 11:52:52 AM from Twitter Web Client

i'm losing all my motherfuckin money

Monday, March 27, 2017 11:36:35 AM from Twitter Web Client