These guinea pigs have got to go. All their bedding and shit doubled in price on Amazon and they smell like a barn

Sunday, June 25, 2017 11:24:48 AM from Twitter Web Client

Wait a sec. T. Swift and Ed Sheeran totally banged, didn't they...

Sunday, June 25, 2017 01:08:24 AM from Twitter for Android

DFA Clippard too

Saturday, June 24, 2017 04:03:04 PM from Twitter for Android

night https://t.co/O46YUw85RT

Saturday, June 24, 2017 02:28:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

Nothing works...

Saturday, June 24, 2017 02:23:48 AM from Twitter Web Client

Saturday, June 24, 2017 02:19:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

derp

Saturday, June 24, 2017 02:09:10 AM from Twitter Web Client

Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test https://t.co/l10x3fEfet

Saturday, June 24, 2017 01:45:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

Trying this again. Apparently, it's as simple as adding tweet_mode=extended to the statuses/show.json endpoint. test test la la la la la la https://t.co/sQp8NEJjan

Saturday, June 24, 2017 01:23:52 AM from Twitter Web Client

This is a test of a very long tweet (near 140 characters) and a photo. Testing my twitter app, which can't handle new features they added.. https://t.co/p1JhxS8t8w

Saturday, June 24, 2017 12:55:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

This judgy wudgy idiot probably likes the D himself. Be more Christian asshole and be nice to everyone. https://t.co/26YNzX125f

Saturday, June 24, 2017 12:38:01 AM from Twitter for Android

Torreyes is a very, very good boy.

Saturday, June 24, 2017 12:20:48 AM from Twitter for Android

The answer is the over on the strikeout. High chances you guys. https://t.co/RELi0sHSTt

Saturday, June 24, 2017 12:19:07 AM from Twitter for Android

What's the over/under Carter strikes out?

Saturday, June 24, 2017 12:17:01 AM from Twitter for Android

It tastes like a Sprite you left in your car overnight https://t.co/y5JEdqnh7J

Friday, June 23, 2017 10:09:25 PM from Twitter for Android