Scientific study just said phone addiction is worse than coke addiction. Same area of the brain triggered. I should have just taken up drugs
Wednesday, March 29, 2017 04:48:25 PM from Twitter for Android
Got a guy playing Meteora on the jukebox at the bar. Haven't heard that in 10 yrs. Takes me back to high school
Wednesday, March 29, 2017 04:10:06 PM from Twitter for Android
Time to go to the mofuggin bar
Wednesday, March 29, 2017 03:41:12 PM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: Bunch of Pussy TSA Workers Get Their Eyes Irritated at LGA Because Of Someone's Food https://t.co/rWRVbNto8n
Wednesday, March 29, 2017 10:57:14 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Great administration we've got going on here. Your ISPs can now sell your data and the environment has been cuncelled.
Wednesday, March 29, 2017 09:33:00 AM from Twitter Web Client
Nah son. Someone set the background color to black and deleted a circle shape in MS Paint https://t.co/PzkhT9wrUt
Tuesday, March 28, 2017 10:19:04 PM from Twitter for Android
Fiancee went to the pet store to get dog food and I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if we had two dogs when I get back home.
Tuesday, March 28, 2017 03:07:56 PM from Twitter for Android
The crazy Russian bastards I work with are trying to get me to go to a Russian bath house in deep Brooklyn aka Russia 2.0 and I'm scared
Would be nice if #thefuckingsubway didn't decide to park in between stations when I have another train to catch
Client is setting me up an account with their host. When you call support, they ask a security question. Making all of them uncomfortable https://t.co/cfyli8vN2x
this place sucks a cock
We've got a QA team that's testing code compiled from a deleted git branch. They have no fuckin idea what they're even testing. Ops prob tho
I walked into the office for the first time in 2 months and I'm about to get on a plane right back to Columbus
i'm losing all my motherfuckin money