Just watched a @nyphospital commercial on YES about how they saved 6 yr old Max after 5 surgeries and now he's chasing flies and I'm bawling

Sunday, April 02, 2017 04:49:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Verizon Wireless has shit LTE in shit LaGuardia. All shit.

Sunday, April 02, 2017 10:05:22 AM from Twitter for Android

@BarstoolJJ @ACBeerFest This guy fucks

In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet

Saturday, April 01, 2017 11:56:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Maybe it's the wine talking but I reaaaalllyyyy am having a hard time not singing the Spice Girls out loud at this party rn

Saturday, April 01, 2017 10:42:46 PM from Twitter for Android

@jerrythornton1 #sexscandalteacher Catholic School teacher! https://t.co/eizoLFQ2gx https://t.co/ldRihLpAVZ

Saturday, April 01, 2017 04:37:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

only in fuckin eastchester do you have landscapers that uses 5 leaf blowers at a time. shut the fuck up outside. trying to sleep

Saturday, April 01, 2017 03:46:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

Our database since 11AM: https://t.co/7rDbsItxMW

Friday, March 31, 2017 03:18:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fuck coal. idiot. https://t.co/XoWPezPYmN

Friday, March 31, 2017 11:17:18 AM from Twitter Web Client

The EPA people should bathe in it then https://t.co/rRLXbe4X0p

Thursday, March 30, 2017 08:13:52 PM from Twitter Web Client

Amazing how ignorant these people are saying this shit is safe. Enjoy your cancer https://t.co/yfApxyLRDB

Thursday, March 30, 2017 08:13:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

This tachy shit's gotta stop. Can't have my heart rate at 117 just from standing up

Thursday, March 30, 2017 01:14:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

Nowwwww the hangover's kicking in

Thursday, March 30, 2017 12:32:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

my heart rate is through the roof according to my fitbit. need the cardiac icu and IV fluids

Thursday, March 30, 2017 12:19:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

In my infinite wisdom, just told the IT guy "the good will be good, the bad will be bad" and "water is wet"

Thursday, March 30, 2017 10:41:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

I blew a .19 at 9AM

Thursday, March 30, 2017 10:20:05 AM from Twitter Web Client