Just watched a @nyphospital commercial on YES about how they saved 6 yr old Max after 5 surgeries and now he's chasing flies and I'm bawling
Verizon Wireless has shit LTE in shit LaGuardia. All shit.
@BarstoolJJ @ACBeerFest This guy fucks
Saturday, April 01, 2017 11:56:53 PM from Twitter for Android
Maybe it's the wine talking but I reaaaalllyyyy am having a hard time not singing the Spice Girls out loud at this party rn
Saturday, April 01, 2017 10:42:46 PM from Twitter for Android
@jerrythornton1 #sexscandalteacher Catholic School teacher! https://t.co/eizoLFQ2gx https://t.co/ldRihLpAVZ
Saturday, April 01, 2017 04:37:10 PM from Twitter Web Client
only in fuckin eastchester do you have landscapers that uses 5 leaf blowers at a time. shut the fuck up outside. trying to sleep
Saturday, April 01, 2017 03:46:01 PM from Twitter Web Client
Our database since 11AM: https://t.co/7rDbsItxMW
Fuck coal. idiot. https://t.co/XoWPezPYmN
The EPA people should bathe in it then https://t.co/rRLXbe4X0p
Thursday, March 30, 2017 08:13:52 PM from Twitter Web Client
Amazing how ignorant these people are saying this shit is safe. Enjoy your cancer https://t.co/yfApxyLRDB
Thursday, March 30, 2017 08:13:30 PM from Twitter Web Client
This tachy shit's gotta stop. Can't have my heart rate at 117 just from standing up
Thursday, March 30, 2017 01:14:09 PM from Twitter Web Client
Nowwwww the hangover's kicking in
Thursday, March 30, 2017 12:32:46 PM from Twitter Web Client
my heart rate is through the roof according to my fitbit. need the cardiac icu and IV fluids
Thursday, March 30, 2017 12:19:53 PM from Twitter Web Client
In my infinite wisdom, just told the IT guy "the good will be good, the bad will be bad" and "water is wet"
Thursday, March 30, 2017 10:41:08 AM from Twitter Web Client
I blew a .19 at 9AM
Thursday, March 30, 2017 10:20:05 AM from Twitter Web Client