Which Doritos​ do you prefer?
Saturday, July 15, 2017 01:52:27 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm concerned about the abundance of snap hotdogs and dick convos being had this weekend.
Saturday, July 15, 2017 10:18:23 AM from Twitter for Android
"Good thing I've got my CostCo card. We're about to buy dick in bulk"
Saturday, July 15, 2017 10:10:09 AM from Twitter for Android
15 guys here, none of us thought to buy water
Saturday, July 15, 2017 07:42:17 AM from Twitter for Android
Hungover af. Phones at 2% and my piss smells like asparagus metabolite.
Saturday, July 15, 2017 07:35:02 AM from Twitter for Android
Five guys over shake shack? Dafuq you smoking? https://t.co/VXbZWY0GB2
Saturday, July 15, 2017 01:23:18 AM from Twitter for Android
Saturdays are for Lessard. But they're all passed out so we'll try this again at 9vtimirrow
Saturday, July 15, 2017 01:01:27 AM from Twitter for Android
The Doors, duh. Jim Morrison, 1969. https://t.co/xjXcj5zJ8s
@KFCBarstool It's Friday, idiot.
@ehubbs13 El Gary fucks
Omg my pee smells like asparagus and I thought drinking beers would dilute it but no, it doesn't
This is gonna get sloppy reallllll quick. Already did two shotguns
I need to find me some of these colored pencil trees. I want to grow my own colored pencils. https://t.co/uiYiPDjUF2
I'm drinking a billion beers this weekend, you guys