Slam on your horn one more time shithead
I should be in Columbus by now but I'm in a smelly fucking cab in Queens with a prick driver
Also, eat 12 dicks @AmericanAir https://t.co/xMNslkC2sW
This cocksucker had the gall to tell me that he waited 2 hours for a pickup and my ride wasn't long enough for him and take a yellow cab https://t.co/xMNslkC2sW
But it's okay! I get to hang with Freddy and Vinny
My Uber driver is a cunt. I could have been out of this cess pool city but no
It's a Buddy Guy kind of morning
Get a load of one of the chefs at Irish American who took a piss and didnt wash his hands
Thursday, April 20, 2017 11:12:57 PM from Twitter for Android
It's not Sean Paul... It's Sean a Paul
Thursday, April 20, 2017 10:55:21 PM from Twitter for Android
I sincerely hope this nerdy assed guy Travis homewrecks the new product girl.
Thursday, April 20, 2017 08:16:33 PM from Twitter for Android
Is it bad if you broke the seal before the company quarterly meeting is over?
Thursday, April 20, 2017 05:44:11 PM from Twitter for Android
Hangouts is a dumpster fire https://t.co/JUWDDpFE55
Thursday, April 20, 2017 10:00:52 AM from Twitter for Android
I have a countdown on our ops display until a contract is up with a client, telling them to F off. Our whole exec team just saw it & lol'd
Thursday, April 20, 2017 09:49:46 AM from Twitter Web Client
My work laptop was completely fine, then I come into the office and they apply BULLSHIT GPOs which crippled half of my shit. #cunts
Thursday, April 20, 2017 09:13:35 AM from Twitter Web Client
I've got 20 more minutes of Annmarie and idk if I'll it.
Thursday, April 20, 2017 07:44:14 AM from Twitter for Android