Slam on your horn one more time shithead

Friday, April 21, 2017 09:39:08 PM from Twitter for Android

I should be in Columbus by now but I'm in a smelly fucking cab in Queens with a prick driver

Friday, April 21, 2017 09:37:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Also, eat 12 dicks @AmericanAir https://t.co/xMNslkC2sW

Friday, April 21, 2017 09:34:37 PM from Twitter for Android

This cocksucker had the gall to tell me that he waited 2 hours for a pickup and my ride wasn't long enough for him and take a yellow cab https://t.co/xMNslkC2sW

Friday, April 21, 2017 09:33:58 PM from Twitter for Android

But it's okay! I get to hang with Freddy and Vinny

Friday, April 21, 2017 09:31:07 PM from Twitter for Android

My Uber driver is a cunt. I could have been out of this cess pool city but no

Friday, April 21, 2017 09:30:41 PM from Twitter for Android

It's a Buddy Guy kind of morning

Friday, April 21, 2017 11:04:31 AM from Twitter Web Client

Get a load of one of the chefs at Irish American who took a piss and didnt wash his hands

Thursday, April 20, 2017 11:12:57 PM from Twitter for Android

It's not Sean Paul... It's Sean a Paul

Thursday, April 20, 2017 10:55:21 PM from Twitter for Android

I sincerely hope this nerdy assed guy Travis homewrecks the new product girl.

Thursday, April 20, 2017 08:16:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Is it bad if you broke the seal before the company quarterly meeting is over?

Thursday, April 20, 2017 05:44:11 PM from Twitter for Android

Hangouts is a dumpster fire https://t.co/JUWDDpFE55

Thursday, April 20, 2017 10:00:52 AM from Twitter for Android

I have a countdown on our ops display until a contract is up with a client, telling them to F off. Our whole exec team just saw it & lol'd

Thursday, April 20, 2017 09:49:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

My work laptop was completely fine, then I come into the office and they apply BULLSHIT GPOs which crippled half of my shit. #cunts

Thursday, April 20, 2017 09:13:35 AM from Twitter Web Client

I've got 20 more minutes of Annmarie and idk if I'll it.

Thursday, April 20, 2017 07:44:14 AM from Twitter for Android