This idiot recommends an S8 over a pixel. What an idiot https://t.co/PXSfemW8OX

Wednesday, May 03, 2017 10:52:34 AM from Twitter Web Client

Microsoft Azure sucks a dick

Tuesday, May 02, 2017 06:36:05 PM from Twitter Web Client

Hmm. The milk expired on 4/18, but it's still good if it doesn't taste sour, right?

Tuesday, May 02, 2017 09:48:03 AM from Twitter Web Client

@KFCBarstool @ky9

Sunday, April 30, 2017 05:17:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

Theeeeeeeeeeee

Friday, April 28, 2017 10:52:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ, CC

Friday, April 28, 2017 07:59:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm sick as a fuckin dog and I blame filthy New York

Friday, April 28, 2017 07:28:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

These consultants are the dumbest fuckin engineers ever.

Thursday, April 27, 2017 03:59:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

Yo cloudflare. This is horseshit ux. You don't freeze in a screen like this https://t.co/rb4LJFQqsX

Wednesday, April 26, 2017 09:00:26 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm like the Billy Walsh of technology, the way I pop off at idiots.

Monday, April 24, 2017 03:09:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Someone teach these cunts git 101 before wasting half my day on shit some 10th grade intro to programming student should know

Monday, April 24, 2017 02:20:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

I just took a leak for daayyysss

Sunday, April 23, 2017 09:57:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Words cannot even describe how backwards this airport is.

Saturday, April 22, 2017 05:39:37 AM from Twitter for Android

This airport is a goddamn shithole. My ticket says D2 but the gate is really C1 and you have to take a shuttle bus there?

Saturday, April 22, 2017 05:23:38 AM from Twitter for Android

I told an @AmericanAir pilot at departures that LaGuardia was a fuckin shithole for canceling my flight and he almost called security on me. https://t.co/X41uzc6FZ9

Saturday, April 22, 2017 04:11:41 AM from Twitter for Android