Five guys over shake shack? Dafuq you smoking? https://t.co/VXbZWY0GB2
Saturday, July 15, 2017 01:23:18 AM from Twitter for Android
Saturdays are for Lessard. But they're all passed out so we'll try this again at 9vtimirrow
Saturday, July 15, 2017 01:01:27 AM from Twitter for Android
The Doors, duh. Jim Morrison, 1969. https://t.co/xjXcj5zJ8s
@KFCBarstool It's Friday, idiot.
@ehubbs13 El Gary fucks
Omg my pee smells like asparagus and I thought drinking beers would dilute it but no, it doesn't
This is gonna get sloppy reallllll quick. Already did two shotguns
I need to find me some of these colored pencil trees. I want to grow my own colored pencils. https://t.co/uiYiPDjUF2
I'm drinking a billion beers this weekend, you guys
This is preposterous. There should be prison sentences for using 12 gallons of perfume in public
I need a goddamn gas mask. This is bananas.
Person on this bus is essentially Consuela and has WAY too much perfume.on and I'm gonna puke all over her. https://t.co/EOqW9hkfxY
Can you imagine the pair of balls to tell me this? Guess what. My lunches now been upgraded to 1.5 hours. https://t.co/SCyj1kuTqm