Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Steel drums fuck

Verizon LTE still sucks 12 cocks at Jones Beach. Fucks sake guys

Wow Verizon wireless speeds suck balls at Jones Beach rn. Come on

Well this isn't where I parked my car https://t.co/NEUTmfCY9a

@__JLu I've got 477 wedding pics missing timestamps and need to write a script to correct it so they stay in the right order on Google Photos

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

I'm a sleep deprived idiot... I just tried to do math in the Windows file path bar as if it were a browser: https://t.co/nROsPAtqoL

Joe how about ya leave my boy @DRob30 in. Ya overanalyze the stats and go by the book and you'll get Chapman blowing another one

Also, whoever abandoned this sweet girl needs to be fed feet first through a wood chipper https://t.co/REIGhFlTLj

Guys I made a huge mistake. I read this article and now I'm bawling https://t.co/sgslt5ICAY

@KFCBarstool Yo Clancy how's Judge doing?

RT @BarstoolHubbs: Fuck OUTTA here with these Mets Yankees stat comparisons. Don't compare them to that disgusting/rat-smelling scum of a f…

Chrome canary omnibar is jacked in the latest build. It doesn't dismiss unless you delete all the text in it. dafuq

Hey @verizonfios @verizonsupport How badly are you shaping Zoom conference call traffic? I'm getting 85MBPS up/down and it's robotic

Welcome to shithole LaGuardia... Rather than taxiing to the gate, we've parked the plane and are being gassed out by jet fuel.