I fucking SUCK at beer pong holy christ
This is actually not satire. This is exactly how it is in real life, except we had a gong. Then I moved away. https://t.co/i3s4Xvdj1e
♪ Cubans with the Jesus piece ♪
How about CNN stealing ideas off my old tweets about old millennials not knowing how to use Snapchat? https://t.co/67kzn0Als5 #oldmillennial https://t.co/wdpaMcDmB8
No sympathy for garbage Spirit Airlines whose pilots refuse to fly. Maybe if they didn't charge you to breathe... https://t.co/8X2HgwroEK
Pup just farted in my face. Guess that's karma....
You know, just debugging live in production on a casual Sunday night
Just heard the new Rise Against single on the radio (CBus actually has a rock station). Felt like I was in middle school all over again.
RT @ehubbs13: What a fucking win!! The Comeback Kids strike again!! It's Cinco de Mayo Friday after beating the WS champs Lets go OFF https…
the MSFT Distributed Transaction Coordinator is the most fucked up convoluted shit I've ever worked with in my life
Hey assholes over at @Azure This is a valid cron expression, eat a dick https://t.co/ehisXZXrjf
Happy Friday to ya from a guy who has no idea where he is - Joe Cocker's keyboard dude live at the Fillmore East in 1970. https://t.co/Bu6rhFLfgI
You need a guy to rile the team up. Can't be losing to trash team Toronto https://t.co/PfxaSQaq2Q
LOVE Gardner smashing the shit out of the garbage can! That was the problem with the Yankees the past decade. No @PaulONeillYES flipping out
Hey assholes at Motorola. Still don't have Nougat on my Pure Edition you fuckin slows. And I'm rocking 12/2016 security patches. Real secure