Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I might drop a deuce at the Jake tonight

Hey @instagram I'm drinking a the Jake and accidentally dm videoed a stranger and now I can't add them to my story. Lame

Son of a bitch. I'm such an old millennial. I just took two insta stories of me eating a hot dog and accidently directed them to strangers

Well that's some bullshit they open them for you. Now I can't shotgun https://t.co/9w0JkuLqiS

It's $2 beer cans at the Jake and it's gonna get real sloppy.

There's a gentleman wearing Chief Wahoo earrings, and he's a baller

The security guard gentleman just welcomed us all to Progressive Field and I was like bullshit, it's the Jake

@jiaaro Read an article that you can get hacked in the 20 seconds between when you connect to the WiFi and when you connect to the VPN

In reply to @jiaaro's tweet

I'm at the Jake and there are a billion Judge jerseys here, you guys https://t.co/1WnF7Edl0Q

Azure is annoying af

Oh wait I'm not even on call anymore. It's just that this Putin-loving dickhead missed his alerts

On top of shit leadership and Azure being a cunt. Get lawst. I hate this place

I got woken up for server alerts every goddamn night of my on call this this week. This fucking piece of shit platform...

Sabathia stinks

Jesus Christ, CC