Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

This came on my shuffle and I enjoyed it. Judge me. #idgaf #90s https://t.co/nKf2AwW3sn

Yo @MetroNorth how about you cuncel Melrose and Tremont. Useless stations. Tell peeps to take the subway there instead.

Fuck this guy I was nice too and let use the train bathroom before me who's been in there for like 10 mins shitting already

Let's hear it for Newww York. Concrete jungle where there's fuckin garbage all ooooverrrr. There's nothing you can't dooo https://t.co/tIZ014wglw

Great. I'm in lower Manhattan and I have to go back to fuckin Westchester just to come back to lower manhattan in like 9 hours

Is this what it's like in a Turkish prison?

I'm at a Russian bath house and it's absolutely bananas in here. I might as well be in Moscow

I'm too old for this shit

Shaggy is playing a show down the road the day of my wedding. Anyone who gets him to come: 😘😘😘❤❤😍😍😍 OMG

See. There's a legitimate problem... I feel bad for the next generation. They won't understand these 90s jams. Must pass em on you guys.

Mal: "Ja Rule would walk down the block and hold hands with me."

Ja rule is on and I'm in my glories

I didn't even eat sausage and peppers. This is why the Yankees lost you guys.

Yanks lost when I went to the stadium. I smell like cheese because like. I dumped it on me.