Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I didn't expect him to pop off like I usually do. I'm a cray. He looks like a gentlemanly suit type.

And we're both still not in airplane mode. Relax guys, everything will be fine. https://t.co/JyDXmm5C53

A+ move by the guy next to me who told the flight attendant to shut the fuck up under his breath when she was bitching about airplane mode.

Game of Thrones is so overly hyped and mainstream, that I refuse to watch it. I don't care about dragons and magic. Never saw it. Never will

Also, eat a dick if you're taking up seats with like the outlets but aren't using them. Sit in the non outlet seats

Delta doesn't have enough seats with power outlets at Logan 😒

You guys. I was wearing a beater as a joke all day yesterday and now I have white trash tan lines.

Welp. Wore the beater as a joke all day and now I've got beater tan lines. Fml

What will happen first? @MotorolaUS suck it, I'm getting a pixel next. Way to keep your shit updated assholes

Welp. It's been an absolute awesome week on the road but I'm ready to head home and see my girlies @MalJNew and Luna!

This is a dick pahhhty

Someone get @DadBoner to this bachelor party immijitly https://t.co/LmhcIFZ0Ic

Interesting position of this rivet. This cartoon assed girl is blasting some nips https://t.co/VV3vQaMoYp

Dicks out for NASCAR

@jiaaro The biebs!!!!!

In reply to @jiaaro's tweet