Things Annmarie shouldn't be worried about at 1:30 am a month before the wedding: why our wedding thank yous don't have a pic of us on them.
Flight attendant counted us like 9 times. Straight up doing calculus to check we're all here.
Saturday, April 15, 2017 09:29:49 PM from Twitter for Android
Yo @gitlab, I can't see your changelog because the repository isn't displaying this readme: https://t.co/28WAFnF43O yet @gitlabstatus = good
Thursday, April 13, 2017 04:57:32 PM from Twitter Web Client
Just throwing this out there, but the Cisco Anyconnect VPN is a piece of shit.
Thursday, April 13, 2017 09:51:00 AM from Twitter Web Client
Cold hearted orb that rules the night
Tuesday, April 11, 2017 12:45:29 AM from Twitter for Android
Jesus Christ. Just casually pounding beers on a Monday night and typo-ing the word "list" https://t.co/r3EV2gtE0G
Gonna be at the stadium next Tuesday pounding sausage and pep. Who's meeting me there?
.@__JLu abusers lisy. Play hooky from work and grab shitty $5 MasterCard seats and say nah to hot dogs with me and Mal
Hey @Google Keep... Way to not have undo type in your app so when I accidentally delete text, there's no way to get it back. Wizzeak
Jesus H. Christ, @LinkedIn. What dumb asshole decided it was a good idea to send an InMail message with enter by default? https://t.co/yzqnFYhGIx
I am challenging @MalJNew to sing Shakira's Poem to a Horse at the company karaoke next week.
@XtinaSchelin Such 90s/2000s UI, yet such functional #doge
Anyone else notice Jennifer Aniston blasts her nips like 90% of the time on Friends?
Been saying it for years. Samsung is fuckin garbage. https://t.co/vNHrnKJnpn
Saturday, April 08, 2017 02:51:21 AM from Twitter for Android
23andme knows I'm large and get mad FOMO when other people are eating anything https://t.co/qxPo3qJcXY