Things Annmarie shouldn't be worried about at 1:30 am a month before the wedding: why our wedding thank yous don't have a pic of us on them.

Monday, April 17, 2017 01:31:45 AM from Twitter for Android

Flight attendant counted us like 9 times. Straight up doing calculus to check we're all here.

Saturday, April 15, 2017 09:29:49 PM from Twitter for Android

Yo @gitlab, I can't see your changelog because the repository isn't displaying this readme: https://t.co/28WAFnF43O yet @gitlabstatus = good

Thursday, April 13, 2017 04:57:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

Just throwing this out there, but the Cisco Anyconnect VPN is a piece of shit.

Thursday, April 13, 2017 09:51:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

Cold hearted orb that rules the night

Tuesday, April 11, 2017 12:45:29 AM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ. Just casually pounding beers on a Monday night and typo-ing the word "list" https://t.co/r3EV2gtE0G

Monday, April 10, 2017 10:34:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Gonna be at the stadium next Tuesday pounding sausage and pep. Who's meeting me there?

Monday, April 10, 2017 09:39:33 PM from Twitter for Android

.@__JLu abusers lisy. Play hooky from work and grab shitty $5 MasterCard seats and say nah to hot dogs with me and Mal

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Monday, April 10, 2017 10:12:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Hey @Google Keep... Way to not have undo type in your app so when I accidentally delete text, there's no way to get it back. Wizzeak

Monday, April 10, 2017 08:47:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus H. Christ, @LinkedIn. What dumb asshole decided it was a good idea to send an InMail message with enter by default? https://t.co/yzqnFYhGIx

Monday, April 10, 2017 05:50:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

I am challenging @MalJNew to sing Shakira's Poem to a Horse at the company karaoke next week.

Monday, April 10, 2017 12:42:32 AM from Twitter for Android

@XtinaSchelin Such 90s/2000s UI, yet such functional #doge

In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet

Sunday, April 09, 2017 10:52:43 AM from Twitter for Android

Anyone else notice Jennifer Aniston blasts her nips like 90% of the time on Friends?

Sunday, April 09, 2017 10:48:51 AM from Twitter for Android

Been saying it for years. Samsung is fuckin garbage. https://t.co/vNHrnKJnpn

Saturday, April 08, 2017 02:51:21 AM from Twitter for Android

23andme knows I'm large and get mad FOMO when other people are eating anything https://t.co/qxPo3qJcXY

Friday, April 07, 2017 06:07:16 PM from Twitter Web Client