This is preposterous. There should be prison sentences for using 12 gallons of perfume in public

Friday, July 14, 2017 10:40:26 AM from Twitter for Android

I need a goddamn gas mask. This is bananas.

Friday, July 14, 2017 10:15:51 AM from Twitter for Android

Person on this bus is essentially Consuela and has WAY too much perfume.on and I'm gonna puke all over her. https://t.co/EOqW9hkfxY

Friday, July 14, 2017 10:11:08 AM from Twitter for Android

https://t.co/LIvJSOSmtK

Friday, July 14, 2017 07:44:22 AM from Twitter for Android

Can you imagine the pair of balls to tell me this? Guess what. My lunches now been upgraded to 1.5 hours. https://t.co/SCyj1kuTqm

Friday, July 14, 2017 07:43:27 AM from Twitter for Android

Something new now. Getting reprimanded for taking your full hour unpaid lunch break because the rest of the team doesn't do it.

Friday, July 14, 2017 07:42:38 AM from Twitter for Android

Taking a bus from Port Authority is not ideal. #travelwiththepoors

Friday, July 14, 2017 07:11:56 AM from Twitter for Android

I don't even know how to get the snap hotdog because I'm an old millennial. IDK how that shit works https://t.co/Bg2wBZnRjN

Thursday, July 13, 2017 11:14:57 PM from Twitter for Android

I brought jorts back. Now I'm bringing giant suitcases back to bars.

Thursday, July 13, 2017 11:13:27 PM from Twitter for Android

The snap hotdog fucks

Thursday, July 13, 2017 11:11:40 PM from Twitter for Android

Solid advice https://t.co/wVK0HQzhOO

Thursday, July 13, 2017 10:18:45 PM from Twitter for Android

Median age at this bar in the LES is like 23. I'm too old for this shit

Thursday, July 13, 2017 10:14:16 PM from Twitter for Android

I literally did a deck change into los jorts at my desk. I'm en los jorts right now. In public.

Thursday, July 13, 2017 12:40:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

This is such an alarmist clickbait title. He wasn't inside an ATM. He was locked in a maintenance room behind one.

https://t.co/xilbwjEOfI

Thursday, July 13, 2017 12:31:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

Get the actual fuck outta here. I'm gonna spend 800k for a shitty antique house on a small lot, only to rebuild it? This area stinks https://t.co/5MLkBFXmBj

Wednesday, July 12, 2017 06:31:56 PM from Twitter for Android