My boss just asked me how many fingers he was holding up. smh

Thursday, March 30, 2017 10:08:28 AM from Twitter Web Client

Legit just tried to pay for something with a MetroCard. Cuncel

Thursday, March 30, 2017 09:53:11 AM from Twitter for Android

Music at BK's poppin

Thursday, March 30, 2017 09:52:19 AM from Twitter for Android

I've gotta stop coming to NY. Flat out savagery

Thursday, March 30, 2017 09:35:52 AM from Twitter for Android

I should get fired from life

Thursday, March 30, 2017 09:32:59 AM from Twitter for Android

why are my socks wet?

Thursday, March 30, 2017 08:13:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

Always a bad sign waking up on Vinny's couch not knowing what the actual fuck happened

Thursday, March 30, 2017 08:08:25 AM from Twitter Web Client

it's 8am and i'm hammered drunk right now wtf

Thursday, March 30, 2017 08:05:07 AM from Twitter Web Client

Last night was worse than my bachelor party

Thursday, March 30, 2017 08:03:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

What the actual fuck happened last night?

Thursday, March 30, 2017 08:03:34 AM from Twitter Web Client

I hope Otto pilot does well

Wednesday, March 29, 2017 10:23:58 PM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel my fantasy team

Wednesday, March 29, 2017 09:58:27 PM from Twitter for Android

I just cancelled the rest of my work day because I accidentally went to O'Hara's

Wednesday, March 29, 2017 04:56:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Scientific study just said phone addiction is worse than coke addiction. Same area of the brain triggered. I should have just taken up drugs

Wednesday, March 29, 2017 04:48:25 PM from Twitter for Android