I mean.. I was rooting for the Texas rangers...

Tuesday, July 04, 2017 12:19:48 AM from Twitter for Android

This beer has a hint of moth balls and earth

Monday, July 03, 2017 11:25:19 PM from Twitter for Android

See. I've got this bachelor party coming up in North Carolina and if you don't think I'm wearing Los jorts and a beater you're false

Monday, July 03, 2017 11:21:08 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @ehubbs13: If you do the wave at a Yankee game you should jump off a bridge

Monday, July 03, 2017 10:56:22 PM from Twitter for Android

This here fat fuck just ate a cheeseburger and one and a half sausage and peppers sandwiches.

Sunday, July 02, 2017 09:02:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Fourth of July and I made the bomb dot com sausage and peppers. Suck my dick

Sunday, July 02, 2017 08:37:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Dear any modern store ever... Please don't accept checks.

Sunday, July 02, 2017 01:15:09 PM from Twitter for Android

There's an antique in front of me writing out a check at the grocery store and I ain't got no time for that

Sunday, July 02, 2017 01:13:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Gardy hit that grand salami. Yeahhhhhhhhh. Yanks are officially back

Friday, June 30, 2017 10:57:32 PM from Twitter for Android

My shit. It works. Other players' shit? Doesn't work

Thursday, June 29, 2017 10:05:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

That's some bullshit

Tuesday, June 27, 2017 11:37:52 PM from Twitter Web Client

The fuck does Girardi keep putting this idiot on the mound to blow games? Is he trying to lose on purpose?

Tuesday, June 27, 2017 10:53:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Tyler Clippard has to be a mole injected by other teams to troll the Yankees, amirite? How can someone be this bad?

Tuesday, June 27, 2017 10:51:57 PM from Twitter for Android

@RMerlinDev You ever see SSH and httpd hang on the 87u? I can't SSH or use the WebUI unless I power cycle. Happened to me in older versions https://t.co/G5oiUeAwqk

Tuesday, June 27, 2017 10:38:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

How about SiriusXM playing Hashpipe on Lithium at 4:20 PM on a causal Tuesday afternoon?

Tuesday, June 27, 2017 04:21:04 PM from Twitter Web Client