We've got differing opinions of Zima tonight here at the house
How about @getspectrum making a big deal about updating my modem firmware... From a 2/2016 to 7/2016 build. It's still 11 months old, dudes https://t.co/Vsy2OHyREi
Tyler Clipoard sucks a cock
Wednesday, June 21, 2017 10:18:29 PM from Twitter for Android
*clippard. Legit typo
Wednesday, June 21, 2017 11:17:32 PM from Twitter for Android
"Let's lighten the mood. Do you know how fun it is to go through a dead person's stuff?" -Tommytwostrokes
Wednesday, June 21, 2017 08:02:04 PM from Twitter for Android
Slack really needs to stop being an asshole and randomly ending up 5 miles off my screen with no way for me to get it back.
Wednesday, June 21, 2017 10:12:51 AM from Twitter Web Client
It's 2017. Fuck yourself if your inept WebEx conference requires me to dial in by phone and not use computer audio
Just spent the past 5 minutes looking for the lemon juice I misplaced in the fridge. It was in the cupboard with the salt. I'm shot you guys
The Yankee bullpen stinks. This west coast trip is a nightmare
Saturday, June 17, 2017 12:33:08 AM from Twitter for Android
Fuckin Chris Carter is useless. Strikes out 24/7, makes errors and gets CC injured
Chris Carter get the fuck off my team
These idiots just sent me a ticket to automate a process that their own dev team can't get to work manually. smh.
Tanaka Stinks
First day back from honeymoon. Boss is off. #winning
@artalexakis so bummed we didn't get to see you in Columbus (was out of town). Can you play White Men in Black Suits on Lithium?