Someone get our CTO on suicide watch after our uptime dropped to 99.6 this weekend
It's the first Monday at work after the bachelor party weekend and I'd rather be dead.
See, would've gotten fomo if I passed out. Instead, got fomo cause everyone else passed out and I was still awake
I passed out 0 times during g this shindig and yacked 0 times. The most proud of myself.
Protip: "Ain't nobody don't like to fuck"
Saturday, March 25, 2017 11:36:29 PM from Twitter for Android
Barclays center is weak on the sausage and peppers game, cunts
Saturday, March 25, 2017 08:58:09 PM from Twitter for Android
It's been two days and I'm taking a leak watching a video of my Luna and I miss her the most
Saturday, March 25, 2017 06:44:03 PM from Twitter for Android
Ain't nobody going to bed
Saturday, March 25, 2017 05:47:11 AM from Twitter for Android
"Political Greg sucks a dick"
Saturday, March 25, 2017 05:37:11 AM from Twitter for Android
Now we got death threats at the party. Should I be scared?
Saturday, March 25, 2017 05:02:55 AM from Twitter for Android
Bitches cray
Saturday, March 25, 2017 04:58:51 AM from Twitter for Android
What's my motha fuckin name... R.U.L.E
Saturday, March 25, 2017 01:41:50 AM from Twitter for Android
My Fitbit is telling me I'm averaging 4 hours of sleep this week, so I should even dead, but I'm alive son.
I just got iced for the first time in my life. People still do that shit?
This is gonna be an amazing disaster