Dude. I don't miss standing in this fuckin sewer waiting for a broken down metal box.

Friday, August 18, 2017 12:17:30 AM from Twitter for Android

Dude it's like hot as fuckin sac in this subway. It's like 108 in this Subway. Not used to this grime shit anymore

Friday, August 18, 2017 12:15:02 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin New York. My tab sucks cocks https://t.co/KCAg7khnbF

Thursday, August 17, 2017 11:59:30 PM from Twitter for Android

Wifey's already breaking glasses at the bar

Thursday, August 17, 2017 10:35:20 PM from Twitter for Android

That feeling when the Mets get swept by the Yankees https://t.co/0T485Wlt1r

Thursday, August 17, 2017 10:32:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Philly cheesesteaks from Wood & Ales in NYC fuck

Thursday, August 17, 2017 09:57:39 PM from Twitter for Android

I don't give a fuck about Philly Technician Jamaal. Comcast sux. @AjitPaiFCC sucks, Philly sucks. Stop showing up as an ad in my timeline https://t.co/u81dKbJd95

Thursday, August 17, 2017 09:25:07 PM from Twitter for Android

Mothafuckin El Gary with a bomb off the Little league Mets

Thursday, August 17, 2017 07:23:37 PM from Twitter for Android

You guys. It's gonna happen tonight. I'm gonna get really drunk and play bananaphone on the jukebox at the bar

Thursday, August 17, 2017 06:40:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Hard at work, with my dirty assed kicks all over their grillmix https://t.co/G7mseOXyv8

Thursday, August 17, 2017 03:43:04 PM from Twitter for Android

A big fuggoff to the moneybags team. I was jammin to Doc Robinson and they made me join their shitty release meeting and harshed my mellow

Thursday, August 17, 2017 03:12:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

The minute music stops giving me goosebumps, I don't want to be alive anymore

Thursday, August 17, 2017 03:03:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

This is a literal footnote I put into an analysis document for our CTO, because I call out people's stupidity https://t.co/787EdjDrwm

Wednesday, August 16, 2017 02:05:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

Went to get water from the work kitchen and did an about face when I saw our comptroller there. She's nice, but I don't do small talk

Wednesday, August 16, 2017 11:38:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

Pretty plausible prediction from July 2016... The dumb motherfucker https://t.co/OerUsPZZOn

Wednesday, August 16, 2017 10:03:17 AM from Twitter for Android