My best friend said she used to fuck with Usher
Thursday, June 01, 2017 11:36:00 PM from Twitter for Android
Literally it's the clurb https://t.co/VyntPobe4w
Thursday, June 01, 2017 11:28:48 PM from Twitter for Android
Piano bar's all turnt now
Thursday, June 01, 2017 11:15:47 PM from Twitter for Android
Mal and I are stealing this piano bar player
Thursday, June 01, 2017 10:57:13 PM from Twitter for Android
The piano bar is the tits
Thursday, June 01, 2017 10:31:32 PM from Twitter for Android
@TwitterMoments Way to disobey the pope you dumb cunt
Thursday, June 01, 2017 09:17:52 PM from Twitter for Android
Steel drums are the tits
Thursday, June 01, 2017 09:12:56 PM from Twitter for Android
Cuncel da environment https://t.co/a6xqG8cvPJ
Thursday, June 01, 2017 09:11:17 PM from Twitter for Android
Mmmm. Breakfast alcohol! #baecation starts now. Honeymoon preppin' https://t.co/h2LYUT3oAO
No specials? No credit cards? No Gio.
Dan? Mothafuckin G. Danny? Passed out on the couch.
I just lost my beer again
Got another groomsman rapping biggie over sublime beats for the win. Shit's turnt
Folks. I wish I can make this up, but I am not bullshitting you. I'm not that creative https://t.co/9iBFj9zu9K
My wedding officiant is stealing the best man's socks and trying to feed them to my dog. I've made very good life decisions.