Oh I need this shit bad https://t.co/Htc9Mhllh4
Saturday, August 19, 2017 12:03:15 AM from Twitter for Android
I just bumped into this old hag barback by accident in Portland Maine and I apologized and she still flipped me off.
Saturday, August 19, 2017 12:02:29 AM from Twitter for Android
Put Chapman on suicide watch
Friday, August 18, 2017 11:23:34 PM from Twitter for Android
Cuncel da Chapman
Friday, August 18, 2017 11:07:17 PM from Twitter for Android
Actually wasn't too bad. And no I'm not in airplane mode. https://t.co/y2BLzg1hQe
Friday, August 18, 2017 02:27:44 PM from Twitter for Android
Shit person.
Shit plane.
Shit airport. https://t.co/ZZgcTrJTke
Friday, August 18, 2017 02:26:47 PM from Twitter for Android
It's been 10 minutes already in the slums of @LGAairport and we've traveled a whopping 40 feet outside the gate https://t.co/y2BLzgiSHM
Friday, August 18, 2017 02:16:36 PM from Twitter for Android
How long do you think we will wait in line for a free runway for takeoff here at inept @LGAairport
Friday, August 18, 2017 02:08:04 PM from Twitter for Android
Heard my delay was because third world shithole @LGAairport didn't have enough hangars and they couldn't do the maintenance out in the rain
Friday, August 18, 2017 02:04:25 PM from Twitter for Android
I've just upgraded myself to Comfort+ on my own without asking. Suck it Delta
Friday, August 18, 2017 02:01:48 PM from Twitter for Android
This greasy, nasty tasting pizza Delta gave us for free b/c of 5 hr delay was so vile, I washed my hands 3 times and still smell rancid oils
Friday, August 18, 2017 01:47:33 PM from Twitter for Android
Good Job, Delta. This is not very punctual. Also, @LGAairport stinks. https://t.co/JZjZmNDnGE
They literally lost our plane. The plane is missing. LaGuardia is as third world as it gets.
Friday, August 18, 2017 12:18:47 PM from Twitter for Android
Why is there no recycling in Terminal C of garbage dump @LGAairport ?
Friday, August 18, 2017 12:01:23 PM from Twitter for Android
Why am I saying dude so much?
Friday, August 18, 2017 12:24:07 AM from Twitter for Android