When the Sox sweep the Yanks, I will officially cuncel da season

Wednesday, August 30, 2017 09:39:21 PM from Twitter for Android

My job sucks 12 cocks

Wednesday, August 30, 2017 08:36:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Please always document the ridiculous things your students say on here https://t.co/bmmkpb0PY7

Tuesday, August 29, 2017 11:48:33 AM from Twitter Web Client

My entire childhood has been ruined! You've gotta be kidding me. You mean to tell me Natalie Imbruglia's Torn is a cover! For serious?

Monday, August 28, 2017 10:26:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

This is the face of someone who's been cunceled https://t.co/VgVwG7U1Uq

Monday, August 28, 2017 10:08:03 PM from Twitter Web Client

The Yankees STINK

Monday, August 28, 2017 09:41:32 PM from Twitter for Android

Happy Monday. I roll out of bed to do a maintenance and it puts me in an instantly foul mood.

Monday, August 28, 2017 09:11:50 AM from Twitter Web Client

Microsoft Azure is a godforsaken piece of dogshit. I had a working script on friday that's failing for absolutely no reason

Monday, August 28, 2017 09:11:20 AM from Twitter Web Client

Nobody knows how many errors have been committed

Sunday, August 27, 2017 01:44:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Wow. The Mariners are legit booting the ball around like little Leaguers. I was that bad in the field. Holy moly

Sunday, August 27, 2017 01:42:07 PM from Twitter for Android

The Mariners stink

Sunday, August 27, 2017 01:39:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Also clarifying... I drank the whole bottle https://t.co/zXPsTRaETl

Sunday, August 27, 2017 01:38:45 PM from Twitter for Android

This is very true. Drank a bottle of it before heading to a Buffett show in 2016 with @RockNationRadio https://t.co/sF75mLY33M

Sunday, August 27, 2017 01:37:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Welp, I just made Luna cry because I played a video of moms and she got excited but she's not back yet

Sunday, August 27, 2017 01:59:42 AM from Twitter for Android

What a shit call. He was safe af.oh who am I kidding Yanks can't score with risp. Cuncel.

Friday, August 25, 2017 10:59:40 PM from Twitter for Android