Just spent the past 5 minutes looking for the lemon juice I misplaced in the fridge. It was in the cupboard with the salt. I'm shot you guys
The Yankee bullpen stinks. This west coast trip is a nightmare
Saturday, June 17, 2017 12:33:08 AM from Twitter for Android
Fuckin Chris Carter is useless. Strikes out 24/7, makes errors and gets CC injured
Chris Carter get the fuck off my team
These idiots just sent me a ticket to automate a process that their own dev team can't get to work manually. smh.
Tanaka Stinks
First day back from honeymoon. Boss is off. #winning
@artalexakis so bummed we didn't get to see you in Columbus (was out of town). Can you play White Men in Black Suits on Lithium?
Piece of shit immune system. I should not be on my second cough and cold in two months. Weak motherfucker.
Saturday, June 10, 2017 10:10:59 PM from Twitter for Android
Pretty sure I just got banned from the Atlanta airport free WiFi for putting in fake registration info and/or streaming over a VPN
Saturday, June 10, 2017 08:54:07 PM from Twitter for Android
Cross another item off my never have I ever list... I pooped in Georgia
Saturday, June 10, 2017 08:37:48 PM from Twitter for Android
Get a load of @VZWNow LTE choking on cocks in Atlanta rn https://t.co/H1XSvxiadT
Saturday, June 10, 2017 06:08:24 PM from Twitter for Android
Sandals casually leaving one of their wire closets unlocked so an #abuserslist like myself can have some fun https://t.co/FCIgZLbpOp
My lady rocker playlist is fire flames https://t.co/Hrpd6rrrd2
Thursday, June 08, 2017 11:46:21 AM from Twitter for Android
Italian place had sausage and pep so my life is complete rn
Wednesday, June 07, 2017 08:58:36 PM from Twitter for Android