There's an antique in front of me writing out a check at the grocery store and I ain't got no time for that

Sunday, July 02, 2017 01:13:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Gardy hit that grand salami. Yeahhhhhhhhh. Yanks are officially back

Friday, June 30, 2017 10:57:32 PM from Twitter for Android

My shit. It works. Other players' shit? Doesn't work

Thursday, June 29, 2017 10:05:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

That's some bullshit

Tuesday, June 27, 2017 11:37:52 PM from Twitter Web Client

The fuck does Girardi keep putting this idiot on the mound to blow games? Is he trying to lose on purpose?

Tuesday, June 27, 2017 10:53:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Tyler Clippard has to be a mole injected by other teams to troll the Yankees, amirite? How can someone be this bad?

Tuesday, June 27, 2017 10:51:57 PM from Twitter for Android

@RMerlinDev You ever see SSH and httpd hang on the 87u? I can't SSH or use the WebUI unless I power cycle. Happened to me in older versions https://t.co/G5oiUeAwqk

Tuesday, June 27, 2017 10:38:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

How about SiriusXM playing Hashpipe on Lithium at 4:20 PM on a causal Tuesday afternoon?

Tuesday, June 27, 2017 04:21:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

These guinea pigs have got to go. All their bedding and shit doubled in price on Amazon and they smell like a barn

Sunday, June 25, 2017 11:24:48 AM from Twitter Web Client

Wait a sec. T. Swift and Ed Sheeran totally banged, didn't they...

Sunday, June 25, 2017 01:08:24 AM from Twitter for Android

DFA Clippard too

Saturday, June 24, 2017 04:03:04 PM from Twitter for Android

night https://t.co/O46YUw85RT

Saturday, June 24, 2017 02:28:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

Nothing works...

Saturday, June 24, 2017 02:23:48 AM from Twitter Web Client

Saturday, June 24, 2017 02:19:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

derp

Saturday, June 24, 2017 02:09:10 AM from Twitter Web Client