I am about to go on an all out rampage against @lenovo / @MotorolaUS
Thursday, September 14, 2017 12:07:29 PM from Twitter for Android
@lenovo @MotorolaUS Hey @MotorolaUS you know what October 4th is? The day I get to buy a Pixel 2 and get rid of this piece of shit Moto X Pure 2015
Thursday, September 14, 2017 12:08:28 PM from Twitter for Android
@lenovo @MotorolaUS What kind of piece of shit phone breaks all my charging cables after 2 weeks? They legit work everywhere else except my phone and "break"
Thursday, September 14, 2017 12:10:57 PM from Twitter for Android
@lenovo @MotorolaUS Way to update it too, assholes. Last security patch was 12/2016 and the OS is two years old. Fuck off
Thursday, September 14, 2017 12:12:28 PM from Twitter for Android
@lenovo @MotorolaUS Too busy making 500 new models than to support older phones? Eat a dick, I'm getting a Pixel.
Thursday, September 14, 2017 12:14:22 PM from Twitter for Android
@Rockies Actually, Twitter stores uploaded gifs as mp4 videos.
Sunday, September 10, 2017 12:07:23 AM from Twitter for Android
Bob Johnson
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Saturday, September 09, 2017 12:36:32 AM from Twitter for Android
My Lyft smells like pizza and now I want pizza except Columbus pizza sucks
Saturday, September 09, 2017 12:06:06 AM from Twitter for Android
Hey @Ticketmaster... Blow me
Friday, September 08, 2017 08:36:19 PM from Twitter for Android
It's 9:35 PM and for fucks sake I already forgot to close my tab at the bar
Thursday, September 07, 2017 09:39:44 PM from Twitter for Android
Wifey's just a tad salty because the pup would rather snuggle on my lap instead of hers.
Tuesday, September 05, 2017 10:22:25 PM from Twitter for Android
The po po are out in full force this weekend https://t.co/whi7uvsE87
Sunday, September 03, 2017 12:33:11 PM from Twitter for Android
I cracked my back like a hundred times and it's sexxxxxxxx
Friday, September 01, 2017 02:22:12 AM from Twitter for Android
Yo @RealMichaelKay way to jinx CC.
Thursday, August 31, 2017 08:07:10 PM from Twitter for Android