Commits from @portfolioso https://t.co/uVYpH30iUa

Tuesday, July 11, 2017 05:53:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

This entire government administration is a motherfuckin joke shop embarrassment to the world

Tuesday, July 11, 2017 03:18:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

Why is @GooglePlayMusic's shuffle so shitty? 1400 songs in a playlist with 100+ artists and I'm only hearing songs from the same 5 artists

Tuesday, July 11, 2017 03:12:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm back in NYC until Friday, so let's see how long it takes for me to start raging

Tuesday, July 11, 2017 12:14:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm bringing jorts back

Tuesday, July 11, 2017 12:13:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

@ky9 Popcorn ceilings are the WORST

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Monday, July 10, 2017 10:48:48 PM from Twitter for Android

Yankees are cunceled as long as Joe keeps putting Clippard out there. Absolutely disgusting watching this team collapse

Saturday, July 08, 2017 01:54:01 AM from Twitter for Android

George Barrie knows how to play a guitar. Jesus.

Friday, July 07, 2017 09:47:05 PM from Twitter for Android

I mean.. I was rooting for the Texas rangers...

Tuesday, July 04, 2017 12:19:48 AM from Twitter for Android

This beer has a hint of moth balls and earth

Monday, July 03, 2017 11:25:19 PM from Twitter for Android

See. I've got this bachelor party coming up in North Carolina and if you don't think I'm wearing Los jorts and a beater you're false

Monday, July 03, 2017 11:21:08 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @ehubbs13: If you do the wave at a Yankee game you should jump off a bridge

Monday, July 03, 2017 10:56:22 PM from Twitter for Android

This here fat fuck just ate a cheeseburger and one and a half sausage and peppers sandwiches.

Sunday, July 02, 2017 09:02:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Fourth of July and I made the bomb dot com sausage and peppers. Suck my dick

Sunday, July 02, 2017 08:37:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Dear any modern store ever... Please don't accept checks.

Sunday, July 02, 2017 01:15:09 PM from Twitter for Android