"tears of the dead soul of the children of the damned" is what is in my drink, according to the bartender who I can't tell if he's joking or not, said he does crack rock. I picked the right dive bar...

Thursday, December 28, 2017 11:45:53 PM from Twitter for Android

I think I'm bringing this account back on the grounds that I'm going to have to report on all the debauchery. Wedding/ New Year weekend in New Orleans.

Thursday, December 28, 2017 04:20:58 PM from Twitter for Android

There are a bunch of farting frat bros on this plane behind me

Thursday, December 28, 2017 04:15:30 PM from Twitter for Android

Waited in the security line with the poors. Didn't realize my ticket had tsa pre check. #fail

Thursday, December 28, 2017 03:49:00 PM from Twitter for Android

@AjitPaiFCC This is rude. You are the worst human being ever. Explain yourself https://t.co/PVeOueK0Vn

Saturday, December 16, 2017 01:31:34 PM from Twitter for Android

@SteveScalise @AjitPaiFCC You're a fucking moron who doesn't know how the internet works

In reply to @SteveScalise's tweet

Friday, December 15, 2017 10:59:06 AM from Twitter Web Client

RT @LatestAnonNews: The FCC has voted to remove your freedom to information. That said, this will not go unpunished.

Anonymous ensures tha…

Friday, December 15, 2017 10:46:43 AM from Twitter Web Client

We've got a bunch of middle aged Jersey housewife cougs at the bar who are trying to take home all the young guys

Friday, December 15, 2017 12:11:08 AM from Twitter for Android

@EvanS_FCC @BrendanCarrFCC https://t.co/u1exSNHbyK

In reply to @EvanS_FCC's tweet

Thursday, December 14, 2017 01:26:08 PM from Twitter Web Client

https://t.co/m6HePVYBrc

Thursday, December 14, 2017 01:25:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

Yo @BrendanCarrFCC you're a fucking moron too. Hate Obama much?

Thursday, December 14, 2017 12:23:22 PM from Twitter Web Client

hey @mikeofcc you fucking hack. What do you know about how the internet works. Shut your whore mouth

Thursday, December 14, 2017 12:12:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm dead. Actually dead. I'm still hammered

Thursday, December 14, 2017 08:12:46 AM from Twitter for Android

Twitter banned me from naughty words and they can blow me. Fuck you @AjitPaiFCC https://t.co/UAB2cbfOwo

Thursday, December 14, 2017 01:00:57 AM from Twitter for Android

@exjon @AjitPaiFCC @USATODAY No one likes you, ya piece of shit corporate shill

In reply to @exjon's tweet

Thursday, December 14, 2017 12:45:11 AM from Twitter for Android