The Doors, duh. Jim Morrison, 1969. https://t.co/xjXcj5zJ8s
@KFCBarstool It's Friday, idiot.
@ehubbs13 El Gary fucks
Omg my pee smells like asparagus and I thought drinking beers would dilute it but no, it doesn't
This is gonna get sloppy reallllll quick. Already did two shotguns
I need to find me some of these colored pencil trees. I want to grow my own colored pencils. https://t.co/uiYiPDjUF2
I'm drinking a billion beers this weekend, you guys
This is preposterous. There should be prison sentences for using 12 gallons of perfume in public
I need a goddamn gas mask. This is bananas.
Person on this bus is essentially Consuela and has WAY too much perfume.on and I'm gonna puke all over her. https://t.co/EOqW9hkfxY
Can you imagine the pair of balls to tell me this? Guess what. My lunches now been upgraded to 1.5 hours. https://t.co/SCyj1kuTqm
Something new now. Getting reprimanded for taking your full hour unpaid lunch break because the rest of the team doesn't do it.
Taking a bus from Port Authority is not ideal. #travelwiththepoors