The Doors, duh. Jim Morrison, 1969. https://t.co/xjXcj5zJ8s

Friday, July 14, 2017 10:51:40 PM from Twitter for Android

@KFCBarstool It's Friday, idiot.

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Friday, July 14, 2017 10:05:28 PM from Twitter for Android

@ehubbs13 El Gary fucks

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Friday, July 14, 2017 09:58:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Omg my pee smells like asparagus and I thought drinking beers would dilute it but no, it doesn't

Friday, July 14, 2017 09:58:12 PM from Twitter for Android

https://t.co/dgz5T12yYo

Friday, July 14, 2017 08:27:17 PM from Twitter for Android

This is gonna get sloppy reallllll quick. Already did two shotguns

Friday, July 14, 2017 08:06:34 PM from Twitter for Android

I need to find me some of these colored pencil trees. I want to grow my own colored pencils. https://t.co/uiYiPDjUF2

Friday, July 14, 2017 07:44:05 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm drinking a billion beers this weekend, you guys

Friday, July 14, 2017 06:39:33 PM from Twitter for Android

This is preposterous. There should be prison sentences for using 12 gallons of perfume in public

Friday, July 14, 2017 10:40:26 AM from Twitter for Android

I need a goddamn gas mask. This is bananas.

Friday, July 14, 2017 10:15:51 AM from Twitter for Android

Person on this bus is essentially Consuela and has WAY too much perfume.on and I'm gonna puke all over her. https://t.co/EOqW9hkfxY

Friday, July 14, 2017 10:11:08 AM from Twitter for Android

https://t.co/LIvJSOSmtK

Friday, July 14, 2017 07:44:22 AM from Twitter for Android

Can you imagine the pair of balls to tell me this? Guess what. My lunches now been upgraded to 1.5 hours. https://t.co/SCyj1kuTqm

Friday, July 14, 2017 07:43:27 AM from Twitter for Android

Something new now. Getting reprimanded for taking your full hour unpaid lunch break because the rest of the team doesn't do it.

Friday, July 14, 2017 07:42:38 AM from Twitter for Android

Taking a bus from Port Authority is not ideal. #travelwiththepoors

Friday, July 14, 2017 07:11:56 AM from Twitter for Android