@ky9 Blasphemy! According to this (unverified) Twitter account, I'm the only Dr. Joe.

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Wednesday, February 21, 2018 08:58:42 PM from Twitter for Android

So the crazy Russian bastards were accused of doping during curling. How does one do PEDs for curling? Like does it make you scrub the ice harder or some shit?

Tuesday, February 20, 2018 09:03:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Manageengine Service Desk Plus is absolute dog shit software...

Friday, February 16, 2018 01:00:14 PM from Twitter for Android

https://t.co/Si28ytN5e8

See. Told ya he was a non-physicist douche... Musk claimed his care would be in orbit for a billion years. But radiation will ruin it in much less than that. Idiot. https://t.co/2LGi25J8Ou

Wednesday, February 07, 2018 06:24:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

Plus, he overshot its orbit. NASA doesn't fuck up. They sent New Horizons past Pluto. Elon Musk is amateur hour in space. Consult with actual rocket scientists, ya cocky bastard

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Wednesday, February 07, 2018 06:25:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

https://t.co/2QhOri2cZ7

Thanks O̶b̶a̶m̶a̶, Trump!

Wednesday, February 07, 2018 01:43:05 PM from Twitter Web Client

Is it just me, or is Elon Musk a cocky douche launching a Tesla into space? I mean it's a cool technological feat, but fuckssake, all that money could have helped elsewhere.

Wednesday, February 07, 2018 02:26:28 AM from Twitter for Android

Philly is a trash city with trash people

Sunday, February 04, 2018 07:01:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Dumb motherfucker https://t.co/crI1Lz3ZK7

Monday, January 22, 2018 08:02:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Do you think Fat Joe and Ashanti ever banged?

Saturday, January 20, 2018 02:19:24 PM from Twitter for Android

I mean.. I know it's totally different, but Stevie Nicks once said that if she was doing a duet with a dude, she was doing that dude. So valid question.

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Saturday, January 20, 2018 02:23:28 PM from Twitter for Android

She also blew coke up her butthole. Not my style but not judging

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Saturday, January 20, 2018 02:24:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Fat Joe and Ashanti ftw. I'm back in the early 2000s like it's my job

#8thgradebostontrip

Saturday, January 20, 2018 01:59:13 PM from Twitter for Android

U got it bad just came on at this bottomless Brunch I'm at and OMG, what a prime jam. If you're not singing with it, you're a fool.

Saturday, January 20, 2018 01:05:32 PM from Twitter for Android

Your* autocorrect

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Sunday, January 14, 2018 10:11:05 AM from Twitter for Android