I called it. I said Judge was hitting one to the moon. Next pitch. Dinger.
Wife stole her friend's phone and is Tindering and doesn't know her left from right
My cousin went to a Michelle Branch concert a couple days ago in Seattle and I'm like still jelly.
I'm gonna go be wreckless so like. Bottoms up I don't get arrested or some shit. Good day.
Wednesday, July 19, 2017 10:54:26 PM from Twitter for Android
Everything's a fucking disaster
Wednesday, July 19, 2017 09:22:46 PM from Twitter for Android
So can I mute GoT tweets?
$30 Uber home because the wife decided to drink all day long instead of not drinking all day long and picking me up instead 😎😁
Airplane mode is a myth made up by people who don't understand physics. If it were really that dangerous, they'd make us check our phones.
I didn't expect him to pop off like I usually do. I'm a cray. He looks like a gentlemanly suit type.
And we're both still not in airplane mode. Relax guys, everything will be fine. https://t.co/JyDXmm5C53
A+ move by the guy next to me who told the flight attendant to shut the fuck up under his breath when she was bitching about airplane mode.
Game of Thrones is so overly hyped and mainstream, that I refuse to watch it. I don't care about dragons and magic. Never saw it. Never will
Also, eat a dick if you're taking up seats with like the outlets but aren't using them. Sit in the non outlet seats
Delta doesn't have enough seats with power outlets at Logan 😒
You guys. I was wearing a beater as a joke all day yesterday and now I have white trash tan lines.