Welp. Wore the beater as a joke all day and now I've got beater tan lines. Fml
What will happen first? @MotorolaUS suck it, I'm getting a pixel next. Way to keep your shit updated assholes
Welp. It's been an absolute awesome week on the road but I'm ready to head home and see my girlies @MalJNew and Luna!
This is a dick pahhhty
Saturday, July 15, 2017 11:57:29 PM from Twitter for Android
Someone get @DadBoner to this bachelor party immijitly https://t.co/LmhcIFZ0Ic
Saturday, July 15, 2017 05:58:00 PM from Twitter for Android
Interesting​ position of this rivet. This cartoon assed girl is blasting some nips https://t.co/VV3vQaMoYp
Saturday, July 15, 2017 04:46:31 PM from Twitter for Android
Dicks out for NASCAR
Saturday, July 15, 2017 04:37:55 PM from Twitter for Android
@jiaaro The biebs!!!!!
Saturday, July 15, 2017 01:53:53 PM from Twitter for Android
Which Doritos​ do you prefer?
Saturday, July 15, 2017 01:52:27 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm concerned about the abundance of snap hotdogs and dick convos being had this weekend.
Saturday, July 15, 2017 10:18:23 AM from Twitter for Android
"Good thing I've got my CostCo card. We're about to buy dick in bulk"
Saturday, July 15, 2017 10:10:09 AM from Twitter for Android
15 guys here, none of us thought to buy water
Saturday, July 15, 2017 07:42:17 AM from Twitter for Android
Hungover af. Phones at 2% and my piss smells like asparagus metabolite.
Saturday, July 15, 2017 07:35:02 AM from Twitter for Android
Five guys over shake shack? Dafuq you smoking? https://t.co/VXbZWY0GB2
Saturday, July 15, 2017 01:23:18 AM from Twitter for Android
Saturdays are for Lessard. But they're all passed out so we'll try this again at 9vtimirrow
Saturday, July 15, 2017 01:01:27 AM from Twitter for Android