I don't even know how to get the snap hotdog because I'm an old millennial. IDK how that shit works https://t.co/Bg2wBZnRjN
Thursday, July 13, 2017 11:14:57 PM from Twitter for Android
I brought jorts back. Now I'm bringing giant suitcases back to bars.
Thursday, July 13, 2017 11:13:27 PM from Twitter for Android
The snap hotdog fucks
Thursday, July 13, 2017 11:11:40 PM from Twitter for Android
Median age at this bar in the LES is like 23. I'm too old for this shit
Thursday, July 13, 2017 10:14:16 PM from Twitter for Android
I literally did a deck change into los jorts at my desk. I'm en los jorts right now. In public.
This is such an alarmist clickbait title. He wasn't inside an ATM. He was locked in a maintenance room behind one.
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Get the actual fuck outta here. I'm gonna spend 800k for a shitty antique house on a small lot, only to rebuild it? This area stinks https://t.co/5MLkBFXmBj
Wednesday, July 12, 2017 06:31:56 PM from Twitter for Android
Probably because I spent the last two hours at the bar tho tbh https://t.co/Q2GAGCWEpj
Wednesday, July 12, 2017 06:18:03 PM from Twitter for Android
Sometimes you get a shitty shuffle that stinks! Not today. The MTA could shut down and I'd still be happy! https://t.co/c5Z7zqrCz7
Wednesday, July 12, 2017 06:17:35 PM from Twitter for Android
Thumbs up shuffle playlist for the commute home started with The Guess Who followed by the Black Keys so it's gonna be a good one.
Wednesday, July 12, 2017 06:17:06 PM from Twitter for Android
Thumbs up playlist started with The Guess Who, followed by the Black Keys, so it's gonna be a good one
Wednesday, July 12, 2017 06:15:32 PM from Twitter for Android
Son of a bitch. There's a fireball rep at the bar giving out shots. I need this like I need a hole in my head, but I'm still gonna take em.
Wednesday, July 12, 2017 04:50:49 PM from Twitter for Android
Let's go the fuck to the bahhhhhh
Wednesday, July 12, 2017 04:05:28 PM from Twitter for Android
.@AjitPaiFCC is a stupid fucking cunt trying to ruin the internet in favor of greedy ISPs. Eat a dick, sir
Wednesday, July 12, 2017 10:45:58 AM from Twitter Web Client