I don't even know how to get the snap hotdog because I'm an old millennial. IDK how that shit works https://t.co/Bg2wBZnRjN

Thursday, July 13, 2017 11:14:57 PM from Twitter for Android

I brought jorts back. Now I'm bringing giant suitcases back to bars.

Thursday, July 13, 2017 11:13:27 PM from Twitter for Android

The snap hotdog fucks

Thursday, July 13, 2017 11:11:40 PM from Twitter for Android

Solid advice https://t.co/wVK0HQzhOO

Thursday, July 13, 2017 10:18:45 PM from Twitter for Android

Median age at this bar in the LES is like 23. I'm too old for this shit

Thursday, July 13, 2017 10:14:16 PM from Twitter for Android

I literally did a deck change into los jorts at my desk. I'm en los jorts right now. In public.

Thursday, July 13, 2017 12:40:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

This is such an alarmist clickbait title. He wasn't inside an ATM. He was locked in a maintenance room behind one.

https://t.co/xilbwjEOfI

Thursday, July 13, 2017 12:31:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

Get the actual fuck outta here. I'm gonna spend 800k for a shitty antique house on a small lot, only to rebuild it? This area stinks https://t.co/5MLkBFXmBj

Wednesday, July 12, 2017 06:31:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Probably because I spent the last two hours at the bar tho tbh https://t.co/Q2GAGCWEpj

Wednesday, July 12, 2017 06:18:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Sometimes you get a shitty shuffle that stinks! Not today. The MTA could shut down and I'd still be happy! https://t.co/c5Z7zqrCz7

Wednesday, July 12, 2017 06:17:35 PM from Twitter for Android

Thumbs up shuffle playlist for the commute home started with The Guess Who followed by the Black Keys so it's gonna be a good one.

Wednesday, July 12, 2017 06:17:06 PM from Twitter for Android

Thumbs up playlist started with The Guess Who, followed by the Black Keys, so it's gonna be a good one

Wednesday, July 12, 2017 06:15:32 PM from Twitter for Android

Son of a bitch. There's a fireball rep at the bar giving out shots. I need this like I need a hole in my head, but I'm still gonna take em.

Wednesday, July 12, 2017 04:50:49 PM from Twitter for Android

Let's go the fuck to the bahhhhhh

Wednesday, July 12, 2017 04:05:28 PM from Twitter for Android

.@AjitPaiFCC is a stupid fucking cunt trying to ruin the internet in favor of greedy ISPs. Eat a dick, sir

Wednesday, July 12, 2017 10:45:58 AM from Twitter Web Client