@jiaaro Read an article that you can get hacked in the 20 seconds between when you connect to the WiFi and when you connect to the VPN

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Friday, August 04, 2017 04:45:59 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at the Jake and there are a billion Judge jerseys here, you guys https://t.co/1WnF7Edl0Q

Friday, August 04, 2017 04:38:27 PM from Twitter for Android

Azure is annoying af

Thursday, August 03, 2017 06:11:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

Oh wait I'm not even on call anymore. It's just that this Putin-loving dickhead missed his alerts

Wednesday, August 02, 2017 02:47:54 AM from Twitter for Android

On top of shit leadership and Azure being a cunt. Get lawst. I hate this place

Wednesday, August 02, 2017 02:33:26 AM from Twitter for Android

I got woken up for server alerts every goddamn night of my on call this this week. This fucking piece of shit platform...

Wednesday, August 02, 2017 02:32:51 AM from Twitter for Android

Sabathia stinks

Tuesday, August 01, 2017 07:54:52 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ, CC

Tuesday, August 01, 2017 07:35:03 PM from Twitter for Android

My boss needs to eat a dick, the director of Architecture needs to eat a dick and the CTO also needs to eat a dick

Tuesday, August 01, 2017 05:53:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

Azure sucks a cock

Tuesday, August 01, 2017 04:40:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

Hey @Ticketmaster, eat a dick. How are you charging $11.15 in fees for ONE $37.50 ticket? ~30% of the original ticket price is added fees! https://t.co/wOV1stLdOY

Monday, July 31, 2017 12:43:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

Indians are on TV and my boy @a_miller48 just came in. I called him my homeskillet and Mal just told me I was in middle school.

Tuesday, July 25, 2017 10:06:31 PM from Twitter for Android

It's taco Tuesday. I already had too many house margs,​ and I just spilled salsa on my dick area (to quote the Biebs)

Tuesday, July 25, 2017 09:57:01 PM from Twitter for Android

I want a cheeseburger

Sunday, July 23, 2017 01:13:38 AM from Twitter for Android

Out at a show and wifey's all like "You're grabbing my ass a lot tonight"

No kidding. You want me to grab other girls' asses?

Sunday, July 23, 2017 12:18:07 AM from Twitter for Android