Why do morons shit in the stall right next to you when there's an open buffer stall available. #fuckssake

Monday, April 02, 2018 12:48:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ, CC

Saturday, March 31, 2018 04:25:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Hey @Twitter IDGAF about tweets my followers like. My timeline should be just their tweets, in reverse chronological order. Stop trying to be Facebook and Instagram.

Wednesday, March 28, 2018 10:12:52 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Google Chrome Sucks Balls at Multi-Monitor/ Multi-DPI Settings on Windows 10 https://t.co/3jootIQ3iW

Tuesday, March 27, 2018 06:25:49 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Hey @realDonaldTrump, will you stop being a dumb motherfucker about foreign trade wars. You're making my stock crash you dipshit

Saturday, March 24, 2018 12:21:52 AM from Twitter for Android

You guys! I heard that @VP has a gay bunny and I could not be happier for him!

Friday, March 23, 2018 10:11:19 PM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 It's either an iPhone or the Pixel 2. Nothing else. If you can wait until the fall, Pixel 3 or next iPhone. But a Pixel 2 is my favorite and will still be pretty future proof. And has a boss camera. You'll just need to deal without iMessage.

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Saturday, March 17, 2018 03:14:00 AM from Twitter for Android

Nest's algorithm to give you a leaf is SO full of shit. They reward you leaves for leaving your house and auto-setting your HVAC to eco mode, but the days I ran the least heat, I didn't get a leaf? Wat? https://t.co/uaCxHhKsWZ

Saturday, March 17, 2018 03:11:40 AM from Twitter for Android

Blackened comes on my shuffle. Mal: "That's how you've been driving recently"

I may have road raged a guy who put his high beams in my eyes when I couldn't go faster than the guy in front of me, even though he had room to pass.

https://t.co/n2qCe3oAGN

Friday, March 09, 2018 12:38:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

These people are sick in the fuckin head and living in a fantasy world

https://t.co/ADCa0ScWQQ

This video is absolutely enraging and ignorant.

Friday, March 09, 2018 11:01:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

@LatestAnonNews @AjitPaiFCC @BrendanCarrFCC @mikeofcc U guys punish them yet?

In reply to @LatestAnonNews's tweet

Friday, March 09, 2018 12:28:19 AM from Twitter for Android

See, this is why Giuliani had them killed instead. It prevented this entire mess from happening in the first place: https://t.co/WfkiLg0vG7

Friday, March 09, 2018 12:21:28 AM from Twitter for Android

Wild

"Tattoo You: Immune System Cells Help Keep Ink In Its Place" https://t.co/Zxv5Glf4Kz #science #feedly

Thursday, March 08, 2018 11:59:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Idiotic bastards https://t.co/YOsopl8L0r

Wednesday, March 07, 2018 09:28:49 PM from Twitter for Android