Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I just re-watched my insta story and I'm certifiably insane

Cuncel this game. Cuncel the fireworks

I see the Yanks have runners in scoring position again. Which means they won't get them in... 0- a million with risp this past week

Oh come onnnn. I screamed all rise at a kid in a judge's wig at the Jake and he ignored me.

Santa Claus over here with the baseball bat cane... This guy fucks https://t.co/YCwJrB78Te

Yanks/Indians ALCS 2017. Mark my words.

These $2 Miller lites taste like asshole. Bad batch. I'm sticking to hot dogs

Onion hot dog girl is such a sluttttt https://t.co/1sC1IT9pQw

I might drop a deuce at the Jake tonight

Hey @instagram I'm drinking a the Jake and accidentally dm videoed a stranger and now I can't add them to my story. Lame

Son of a bitch. I'm such an old millennial. I just took two insta stories of me eating a hot dog and accidently directed them to strangers

Well that's some bullshit they open them for you. Now I can't shotgun https://t.co/9w0JkuLqiS

It's $2 beer cans at the Jake and it's gonna get real sloppy.

There's a gentleman wearing Chief Wahoo earrings, and he's a baller

The security guard gentleman just welcomed us all to Progressive Field and I was like bullshit, it's the Jake