Joe how about ya leave my boy @DRob30 in. Ya overanalyze the stats and go by the book and you'll get Chapman blowing another one
Monday, August 14, 2017 09:51:25 PM from Twitter for Android
Also, whoever abandoned this sweet girl needs to be fed feet first through a wood chipper https://t.co/REIGhFlTLj
Monday, August 14, 2017 09:25:12 PM from Twitter for Android
Guys I made a huge mistake. I read this article and now I'm bawling https://t.co/sgslt5ICAY
Monday, August 14, 2017 09:22:13 PM from Twitter for Android
@KFCBarstool Yo Clancy how's Judge doing?
Monday, August 14, 2017 09:05:13 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @BarstoolHubbs: Fuck OUTTA here with these Mets Yankees stat comparisons. Don't compare them to that disgusting/rat-smelling scum of a f…
Monday, August 14, 2017 08:26:28 PM from Twitter for Android
Chrome canary omnibar is jacked in the latest build. It doesn't dismiss unless you delete all the text in it. dafuq
Hey @verizonfios @verizonsupport How badly are you shaping Zoom conference call traffic? I'm getting 85MBPS up/down and it's robotic
Welcome to shithole LaGuardia... Rather than taxiing to the gate, we've parked the plane and are being gassed out by jet fuel.
Monday, August 14, 2017 09:02:21 AM from Twitter for Android
Thank you to the bachelor party group for giving me my new favorite mob nickname: Joey Jorts
Sunday, August 13, 2017 08:58:57 PM from Twitter for Android
The second we crossed the border from Kentucky into Cincinnati, an incredible stench entered the car. Like worse than Jersey
Sunday, August 13, 2017 08:21:16 PM from Twitter for Android
Yo @waze love your app, but it's buggy af on Android. I had to force close it 5 times and restart the nav because it kept freezing. Wtf: https://t.co/6b0FkQogct
Sunday, August 13, 2017 04:45:58 PM from Twitter for Android
Front desk just called us on a noise complaint because we dragged a body on a futon from one room to another. That body was Bob passed out
Sunday, August 13, 2017 03:22:14 AM from Twitter for Android
There's a guy in the clurb with a beater on. Dafuq is this...? me?
Sunday, August 13, 2017 01:03:25 AM from Twitter for Android
At a bachelor party with my boys in NC and I'm being as gay as possible at this club bc that state hates the gays which is bs.
Sunday, August 13, 2017 12:25:07 AM from Twitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: Your religion and skin color don't matter. All that matters is if you bleed red, white, & blue and believe in peaceful freedo…
Saturday, August 12, 2017 11:39:48 PM from Twitter for Android