Oh shit they were hustling for money.

Saturday, April 21, 2018 05:40:16 PM from Twitter for Android

There's a kid riding three stacked unicycles in a parking lot without a helmet and I'm so nervous you guys.

Saturday, April 21, 2018 05:36:46 PM from Twitter for Android

MY FANTASY BASEBALL TEAM STINKS

Thursday, April 19, 2018 09:35:13 AM from Twitter Web Client

Hey @AjitPaiFCC nice pick you fuckin crooked bastard. Resign.

https://t.co/D0opMnjwTX

Tuesday, April 17, 2018 08:36:22 AM from Twitter for Android

Ok, we've gotta being back Pop Up Video. Stat.

Friday, April 13, 2018 09:33:35 AM from Twitter for Android

Just slid into the wife's DMs. We have to keep up with the young millennial trends so we're not seen as being old af

Friday, April 13, 2018 09:19:31 AM from Twitter for Android

"@pandoramusic knows where the clit is" -@MalJNew

Thursday, April 12, 2018 07:50:15 PM from Twitter for Android

The Yankees stink

Tuesday, April 10, 2018 09:29:06 PM from Twitter for Android

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Anything after that is > 140 chrs and I'm testing their tweet_mode=extended on user_timeline.json API

Tuesday, April 10, 2018 04:58:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

Just got paged with a server alert. No longer annoyed now that the new company actually pays overtime for this shit.

Tuesday, April 10, 2018 02:20:25 AM from Twitter Web Client

@AjitPaiFCC is a cunt

Saturday, April 07, 2018 08:03:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

Saturday, April 07, 2018 06:46:03 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm not very sober rn jussayin. Not at all

Saturday, April 07, 2018 06:13:02 PM from Twitter for Android

I mean I guess the dicks are fine but whoever ❤️s meth? Not a good look. Real bad look. https://t.co/AO3K7Y103d

Saturday, April 07, 2018 05:51:49 PM from Twitter for Android

Yo someone hook me up with tickets to the Ja Rule/Ashanti show?

Saturday, April 07, 2018 04:08:00 PM from Twitter for Android