How long do you think we will wait in line for a free runway for takeoff here at inept @LGAairport
Friday, August 18, 2017 02:08:04 PM from Twitter for Android
Heard my delay was because third world shithole @LGAairport didn't have enough hangars and they couldn't do the maintenance out in the rain
Friday, August 18, 2017 02:04:25 PM from Twitter for Android
I've just upgraded myself to Comfort+ on my own without asking. Suck it Delta
Friday, August 18, 2017 02:01:48 PM from Twitter for Android
This greasy, nasty tasting pizza Delta gave us for free b/c of 5 hr delay was so vile, I washed my hands 3 times and still smell rancid oils
Friday, August 18, 2017 01:47:33 PM from Twitter for Android
Good Job, Delta. This is not very punctual. Also, @LGAairport stinks. https://t.co/JZjZmNDnGE
They literally lost our plane. The plane is missing. LaGuardia is as third world as it gets.
Friday, August 18, 2017 12:18:47 PM from Twitter for Android
Why is there no recycling in Terminal C of garbage dump @LGAairport ?
Friday, August 18, 2017 12:01:23 PM from Twitter for Android
Why am I saying dude so much?
Friday, August 18, 2017 12:24:07 AM from Twitter for Android
Dude. I don't miss standing in this fuckin sewer waiting for a broken down metal box.
Friday, August 18, 2017 12:17:30 AM from Twitter for Android
Dude it's like hot as fuckin sac in this subway. It's like 108 in this Subway. Not used to this grime shit anymore
Friday, August 18, 2017 12:15:02 AM from Twitter for Android
Fuckin New York. My tab sucks cocks https://t.co/KCAg7khnbF
Thursday, August 17, 2017 11:59:30 PM from Twitter for Android
Wifey's already breaking glasses at the bar
Thursday, August 17, 2017 10:35:20 PM from Twitter for Android
That feeling when the Mets get swept by the Yankees https://t.co/0T485Wlt1r
Thursday, August 17, 2017 10:32:00 PM from Twitter for Android
Philly cheesesteaks from Wood & Ales in NYC fuck
Thursday, August 17, 2017 09:57:39 PM from Twitter for Android
I don't give a fuck about Philly Technician Jamaal. Comcast sux. @AjitPaiFCC sucks, Philly sucks. Stop showing up as an ad in my timeline https://t.co/u81dKbJd95
Thursday, August 17, 2017 09:25:07 PM from Twitter for Android