Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I just watched What The Health and

1) I'm never eating anything again
2) EVERYTHING causes cancer

El Gary on absolute fire flames 🔥🔥🔥 Absolutely dirty with risp rn

I'm drunk and my phones at like 5% and I have to go through like 5 layovers so I'll be back in CBus at like 12am u guys.

I have like 65 rips in my shorts and I'm drunk and going through airport security and I don't have anything to hide you guys

Have I told you guys that my life is dope and I do dope shit? Also, New England clam chowdahh fucks

My phone stinks

Hey @moto @lenovo your inept assed Moto X 2015 can't even run the fuckin @Uber app without freezing. Cunts https://t.co/xDTZVM67Ga

Oh I need this shit bad https://t.co/Htc9Mhllh4

I just bumped into this old hag barback by accident in Portland Maine and I apologized and she still flipped me off.

Put Chapman on suicide watch

Cuncel da Chapman

Actually wasn't too bad. And no I'm not in airplane mode. https://t.co/y2BLzg1hQe

Shit person.
Shit plane.
Shit airport. https://t.co/ZZgcTrJTke

It's been 10 minutes already in the slums of @LGAairport and we've traveled a whopping 40 feet outside the gate https://t.co/y2BLzgiSHM