The @MTA / @NYCTSubway is a garbage organization

https://t.co/KXMOZj365M

Monday, May 07, 2018 12:01:04 PM from Twitter for Android

It's 3am and my dog and I licked off the same plate. I need to reevaluate my drunk food situation

Sunday, May 06, 2018 03:10:55 AM from Twitter for Android

I mean... I tried to air trombone but it just looked like I was sucking a dick

Sunday, May 06, 2018 01:13:07 AM from Twitter for Android

How dare you refer to all dogs as disorderly. Arizona Senator John Kavanaugh does NOT fuck: https://t.co/u6KKh5VLJy

Saturday, May 05, 2018 10:52:13 AM from Twitter for Android

God Bless CC Sabathia

Friday, May 04, 2018 08:53:48 PM from Twitter for Android

Lol @mikeofcc STINKS

https://t.co/V582Df0Mp0

Wednesday, May 02, 2018 12:14:33 AM from Twitter for Android

Good. @AjitPaiFCC can eat a dick

California net neutrality bill that AT&T hates is coming to New York, too

https://t.co/opvoHxLaTL

Tuesday, May 01, 2018 10:13:22 PM from Twitter for Android

There's only one solution to this. Canada must force the US to build a border wall!

https://t.co/mit7EvKFUv

Saturday, April 28, 2018 06:07:51 PM from Twitter for Android

I want a cheeseburger

Friday, April 27, 2018 11:59:10 PM from Twitter for Android

Betances stinks

Tuesday, April 24, 2018 08:56:28 PM from Twitter for Android

This bird bitch is savage af https://t.co/pAtQcp1rlJ

Tuesday, April 24, 2018 07:22:47 PM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 I love free, clean energy!

Tuesday, April 24, 2018 05:06:51 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm watching "Sex Sent me to the ER" because it's free on Prime and

1) It's as bad as I thought
2) I need to reevaluate my life

Monday, April 23, 2018 06:45:51 PM from Twitter for Android