This nice family is over here taking video of their kids in the pool and I'm over here with my degenerates drinking in the background of it
I'm not even shitting you... There was literally a guy in my clubhouse dropping a deuce spread eagle with the stall door wide open. #dafuq
Wednesday, June 13, 2018 08:21:23 PM from Twitter for Android
I guess i should clear up that this was a bathroom stall. Not just in the middle of the place
Wednesday, June 13, 2018 08:24:55 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @BarstoolJJ: #NeverForget #SubwaySeries https://t.co/YTtYFGfLQI
Saturday, June 09, 2018 12:24:22 AM from Twitter for Android
@artalexakis your show was tight. You want to chill with us at this middle of nowhere casino, right?
Everclear is playing a free show in Columbus. Art Alexakis fucks
I just went through the Taco Bell drive through with a train conductor's hat on... This is my life status rn..
Thursday, June 07, 2018 12:01:51 AM from Twitter for Android
Yo @AjitPaiFCC I just told ya boy to eat a dick https://t.co/z3NfTgnTCk
@mikeofcc @FCC If some FCC leaders -- like yourself and crooked @AjitPaiFCC -- think they can get away with the despicable practice of ending net neutrality, they can expect further engagement by states and the people!
Go away.
Does it make me an abusers list if I updated the AirBNB's router firmware, removed the Russian VPNFilter malware, disabled UPNP, and set it to use CloudFlare DNS? You're welcome!
I'm in Greenville South Carolina and there is zero food open. Cero. Just 3 bars. In the main downtown. And zero food.
This is like my middle school dream. I wanted to bang Stacy and Stacy's Mom back in '01. Dat music video doe
Ok. They just played Stacy's Mom at this wedding and it's officially lit.
Sonny Gray STINKS. There's no room for this riff raff on a quality team. Send him down to Scranton or launch him into the sun. You can't have a guy pitching like that for a team contending for the best record in MLB
Usually I'd drop a couple f bombs at @NYCTSubway to do better, but I moved out of NY because I couldn't deal with the dumpster fire MTA. So do what you want and have fun living in squalor