Microsoft Azure is a godforsaken piece of dogshit. I had a working script on friday that's failing for absolutely no reason

Monday, August 28, 2017 09:11:20 AM from Twitter Web Client

Nobody knows how many errors have been committed

Sunday, August 27, 2017 01:44:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Wow. The Mariners are legit booting the ball around like little Leaguers. I was that bad in the field. Holy moly

Sunday, August 27, 2017 01:42:07 PM from Twitter for Android

The Mariners stink

Sunday, August 27, 2017 01:39:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Also clarifying... I drank the whole bottle https://t.co/zXPsTRaETl

Sunday, August 27, 2017 01:38:45 PM from Twitter for Android

This is very true. Drank a bottle of it before heading to a Buffett show in 2016 with @RockNationRadio https://t.co/sF75mLY33M

Sunday, August 27, 2017 01:37:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Welp, I just made Luna cry because I played a video of moms and she got excited but she's not back yet

Sunday, August 27, 2017 01:59:42 AM from Twitter for Android

What a shit call. He was safe af.oh who am I kidding Yanks can't score with risp. Cuncel.

Friday, August 25, 2017 10:59:40 PM from Twitter for Android

@BarstoolHubbs Send him to the sun

In reply to @BarstoolHubbs's tweet

Friday, August 25, 2017 10:56:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ, Chapman. Send him to the sun

Friday, August 25, 2017 10:47:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ, CC

Friday, August 25, 2017 08:07:06 PM from Twitter for Android

These silly players week Yankee uniforms look absurd

Friday, August 25, 2017 08:05:52 PM from Twitter for Android

Hey @SIRIUSXM: y'all players need to optimize your Windows Store app. By no means should an audio stream use 30% of my CPU and 350 MB of RAM https://t.co/zVGJLYv2uA

Friday, August 25, 2017 01:38:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

Work laptop at 100% CPU. After removing all the shit antivirus and IT management spyware they put on my computer, it is running just fine.

Friday, August 25, 2017 10:57:22 AM from Twitter Web Client

Ya know what... It's all bullshit and it's all bad for you... Corporations don't give a shit about your health. Just go about and enjoy.

Friday, August 25, 2017 12:29:22 AM from Twitter for Android