Bob Johnson

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Saturday, September 09, 2017 12:36:32 AM from Twitter for Android

My Lyft smells like pizza and now I want pizza except Columbus pizza sucks

Saturday, September 09, 2017 12:06:06 AM from Twitter for Android

Hey @Ticketmaster... Blow me

Friday, September 08, 2017 08:36:19 PM from Twitter for Android

It's 9:35 PM and for fucks sake I already forgot to close my tab at the bar

Thursday, September 07, 2017 09:39:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Wifey's just a tad salty because the pup would rather snuggle on my lap instead of hers.

Tuesday, September 05, 2017 10:22:25 PM from Twitter for Android

The po po are out in full force this weekend https://t.co/whi7uvsE87

Sunday, September 03, 2017 12:33:11 PM from Twitter for Android

I cracked my back like a hundred times and it's sexxxxxxxx

Friday, September 01, 2017 02:22:12 AM from Twitter for Android

Yo @RealMichaelKay way to jinx CC.

Thursday, August 31, 2017 08:07:10 PM from Twitter for Android

My phone battery stinks. Literally dies in 4 hours of mixed use. Donde esta @madebygoogle Pixel 2?

Thursday, August 31, 2017 06:55:57 PM from Twitter for Android

This is absurd. Put the judge and the plaintiffs through a wood chipper for this nonsense: https://t.co/A3YKT2jpGn

Thursday, August 31, 2017 06:53:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Decided to casually stop by Costco for like 10 mins.... Annnnnnd I spent $148. FML

Thursday, August 31, 2017 04:56:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

Did Twitter flag me for going on a rampage against Vizio? Doubtful. Got the warning RIGHT after telling the fcc chairman and AT&T to f off

Thursday, August 31, 2017 02:40:41 AM from Twitter for Android

Welp, I was just placed on the Twitter abuser's list. https://t.co/e7C9rz4bWd

Thursday, August 31, 2017 02:32:58 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuck @ATT and that sellout prick @AjitPaiFCC https://t.co/PIbTTHNnYg

Thursday, August 31, 2017 02:29:07 AM from Twitter for Android

This is a pain in the ass you @vizio cocksuckers

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Thursday, August 31, 2017 01:51:41 AM from Twitter Web Client