Hey @ups fuckers. If I live in Columbus and my package was in columbus at 3AM this morning, what the fuck is is doing in michigan https://t.co/WffWqDgtbK

Tuesday, July 24, 2018 10:04:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

This just caused me to cancel my new york trip you stupid fucks.

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Tuesday, July 24, 2018 10:20:37 AM from Twitter Web Client

To All Twitter People: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE @PORTFOLIOSO AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE.

#ima4thgrader

Monday, July 23, 2018 02:09:27 AM from Twitter for Android

@RMerlinDev Thank you for your reply and for what you do

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Monday, July 23, 2018 01:52:21 AM from Twitter for Android

@JaikePG @Ask_Spectrum Columbus is out too

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Monday, July 23, 2018 12:48:46 AM from Twitter for Android

@RMerlinDev OK. Would we eventually see all of the improvements in your firmware from 384.6 once ASUS releases the GPL source code for the 87u?

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Monday, July 23, 2018 12:08:17 AM from Twitter Web Client

Everyone's driving like fucking assholes rn

Sunday, July 22, 2018 05:49:13 PM from Twitter for Android

@RMerlinDev If price was no object, what would your preferred ASUS router be (taking into consideration how well it's supported by ASUS and fast hardware)?

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Friday, July 20, 2018 10:12:44 AM from Twitter Web Client

@RMerlinDev is it true ASUS released 3.0.0.4.382.50702 GPL for the 87U? I'm assuming this won't make it to your 384.6 firmware. Assuming ASUS keeps releasing updates for it, do I just have to wait for 384.7?

Friday, July 20, 2018 02:28:09 AM from Twitter for Android

Everyone knows what happened in 1929 tho amirite?

https://t.co/Klsm6fU2zt

Thursday, July 19, 2018 11:28:05 AM from Twitter for Android

How is it that Google gets sued for forcing its Google Apps stack on anyone with an Android when Apple does the SAME thing. They preinstall Safari, their mail app, their calendar app, photos, etc

Wednesday, July 18, 2018 12:38:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

The guy who leads this bitch doesn't know the difference between the words would and wouldn't https://t.co/y8xLf4Oo1c

Wednesday, July 18, 2018 04:56:55 AM from Twitter for Android

Great Danes are big dumb dumbs

Wednesday, July 18, 2018 12:43:55 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm out at a wine event and wifey's got a stomach bug and now I have to drink double and I'm about to blackout rn

Tuesday, July 17, 2018 07:45:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Also, don't rip on Russia or else they'll find you. They'll hack your emails. And then they'll end up poisoning you with radioactive polonium or Novichok

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Tuesday, July 17, 2018 01:33:04 AM from Twitter for Android

@AjitPaiFCC Good job for once, doofus.👏

https://t.co/7T4gr59wkc

Tuesday, July 17, 2018 01:30:30 AM from Twitter for Android