Machine learning my ass. You know some degenerate over at Google did this on purpose. Or their machine learning algorithm is DTF https://t.co/bR5ySael8M #android #feedly
Yo 300 synthetic marijuana ODs in two weeks in DC? You have to be a certified IDIOT if you knowlingly smoke this garbage. And we drug test and punish people for real weed? #dafuq #priorities https://t.co/41tSYLET44
Saturday, July 28, 2018 03:18:04 AM from Twitter for Android
HOLY SHIT! ANOTHER TOWEL RACK!!!11 I MUST BUY THIS HOUSE https://t.co/cesk6plQr1
Are these people fucking for real with this listing photo? Your house is garbage and your photo is garbage. What makes you think this shit will sell your house. Idiot https://t.co/mu7LK7iNaj
This documentation FUCKING SUCKS
https://t.co/UGVnzfDqva
I take full credit for this reversal: https://t.co/aZNpjWIwwE
Thursday, July 26, 2018 10:48:00 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm burning a CD for my drive to NY bc my old car only has a CD player and I feel like it's 2002 again
Thursday, July 26, 2018 08:48:13 PM from Twitter for Android
Might as well be using an 8 track...
Thursday, July 26, 2018 08:48:44 PM from Twitter for Android
Thursday, July 26, 2018 08:51:01 PM from Twitter for Android
Guy with Bob Ross shirt to guy with 'Festivus for the rest of us' shirt: "Great shirt"
#2greatshirts
Wednesday, July 25, 2018 08:24:36 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Blossom Music Center in Cuyahoga Falls, OH w/ @maljnew https://t.co/ORHNsqLUks
Ajit Pai. Better than Donald Trump.
#2fools https://t.co/eOI7FGUfcy
Wednesday, July 25, 2018 06:17:39 PM from Twitter for Android
NBD, just trying to avoid setting up a holding corporation and pay cash to shut up a stripper I banged... https://t.co/qLS5K2yUIx
Wednesday, July 25, 2018 12:33:13 PM from Twitter Web Client
For fucks sake...
https://t.co/wtd3PfYaye
Wednesday, July 25, 2018 03:39:42 AM from Twitter for Android
This just caused me to cancel my new york trip you stupid fucks.