Y'all. There are too many absurd things happing in the world right now for me to satirize on here. I can't vanish from the Twitterverse now. Cuncel my Twitter leave.

Friday, August 17, 2018 01:34:02 AM from Twitter for Android

I'll be taking a break from here for a bit again. Cya in the future.

Wednesday, August 15, 2018 01:23:30 AM from Twitter for Android

Suck it @AjitPaiFCC

https://t.co/lGfkE786Ih

Monday, August 13, 2018 06:16:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Send @AjitPaiFCC straight into the sun on this rocket!
https://t.co/7zRo6ViQrG

Sunday, August 12, 2018 10:26:29 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuck you @MonsantoCo !!!

Friday, August 10, 2018 08:45:16 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Absolute Psychopath with MBA and Millions of Dollars in Properties Collects Can Deposits Like a Hobo https://t.co/ycvwbhzcpW

Friday, August 10, 2018 09:46:34 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@EPAAWheeler @EPA You're a bunch of morons

In reply to @EPAAWheeler's tweet

Friday, August 10, 2018 04:27:50 AM from Twitter for Android

Y'all just need to get the fuck out of there. The entire metro area. Just leave. Pure savagery.

https://t.co/Aj1Cxw7Xjy

Friday, August 10, 2018 04:16:29 AM from Twitter for Android

@NewYorkStateAG 👍. Hey @EPA - go fuck yourselves for permitting the use of this shit!

In reply to @NewYorkStateAG's tweet

Thursday, August 09, 2018 11:06:31 PM from Twitter for Android

C- experience at the Cleveland airport... only a couple notches up from LGA

Thursday, August 09, 2018 06:19:27 AM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Guy Sues Rachel Ray's Dog Food Company Because it Contains Glyphosate https://t.co/svdYMvA7oV

Wednesday, August 08, 2018 11:04:05 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@realDonaldTrump All the votes aren't counted yet, doofus

In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet

Wednesday, August 08, 2018 07:06:29 AM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 @Mets Had field level seats at Yankee Stadium down the third base line in 1998 for $45. Now it's like $250. #cuncel

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Tuesday, August 07, 2018 10:37:31 PM from Twitter for Android

@AzureSupport @Azure Appreciate the reply. This is my complaint/parody account. I'll open up a real ticket and be professional about it.

In reply to @AzureSupport's tweet

Tuesday, August 07, 2018 12:41:50 AM from Twitter for Android

Why does the API return an exception when doing a get on the default APIM policy? Like what the fuck. But if I save an XML comment in the portal, then the GET returns properly. Fuckoutthea @Azure

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Tuesday, August 07, 2018 12:17:12 AM from Twitter Web Client