#theresnocryinginbaseball #noteverychildsawinner
Tuesday, January 02, 2018 10:37:18 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm drinking at Dave Grohl's fav bar in NOLA so blow me
Tuesday, January 02, 2018 08:35:18 PM from Twitter for Android
Idk wtf that tweet shit was about https://t.co/ZEa9prcphn
Friday, December 29, 2017 11:00:03 PM from Twitter for Android
B. .nc,,chf.x😂 💯🇦🇺🇦🇮(+_+)=_=Here's The Most Damning Report Yet On Why The New York City Subway Is Terrible https://t.co/hbogvYLWZQ
Friday, December 29, 2017 10:59:25 PM from Twitter for Android
They're trying to make me eat food but I don't want food. Food's for the sobers
Friday, December 29, 2017 04:52:18 PM from Twitter for Android
Rihanna fucks
Friday, December 29, 2017 03:54:42 PM from Twitter for Android
You guys. The bands covering Petty and I'm borderline emotional because he legit wanted to retire from touring to hang out with his granddaughter after his tour this year #RIP
Friday, December 29, 2017 02:41:59 PM from Twitter for Android
Naw'lins motherfuckersssss
Friday, December 29, 2017 02:21:22 PM from Twitter for Android
"tears of the dead soul of the children of the damned" is what is in my drink, according to the bartender who I can't tell if he's joking or not, said he does crack rock. I picked the right dive bar...
Thursday, December 28, 2017 11:45:53 PM from Twitter for Android
I think I'm bringing this account back on the grounds that I'm going to have to report on all the debauchery. Wedding/ New Year weekend in New Orleans.
Thursday, December 28, 2017 04:20:58 PM from Twitter for Android
There are a bunch of farting frat bros on this plane behind me
Thursday, December 28, 2017 04:15:30 PM from Twitter for Android
Waited in the security line with the poors. Didn't realize my ticket had tsa pre check. #fail
Thursday, December 28, 2017 03:49:00 PM from Twitter for Android
@AjitPaiFCC This is rude. You are the worst human being ever. Explain yourself https://t.co/PVeOueK0Vn
Saturday, December 16, 2017 01:31:34 PM from Twitter for Android
@SteveScalise @AjitPaiFCC You're a fucking moron who doesn't know how the internet works
Friday, December 15, 2017 10:59:06 AM from Twitter Web Client
RT @LatestAnonNews: The FCC has voted to remove your freedom to information. That said, this will not go unpunished.
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Friday, December 15, 2017 10:46:43 AM from Twitter Web Client