Whose dick do I have to suck to find orange LED light bulbs... Fuckssake they're sold out everywhere

Monday, October 08, 2018 11:48:39 AM from Twitter Web Client

It's too goddamn hot in October these days. Fuckssake @EPA @GOP and @realDonaldTrump you climate change denying cunts https://t.co/U84MP7Zaci

Sunday, October 07, 2018 08:32:52 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Sometimes I Wonder Weird Things... (tl;dr social media ramble) https://t.co/xZW8dzvUgV

Sunday, October 07, 2018 01:22:46 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

jfc with the guy that threw beer on that A's fan. Be classier, Yankees fans. We already have a bad rep for being assholes.

Friday, October 05, 2018 01:01:13 AM from Twitter for Android

LUKE MOFUGGIN VOIT. Looks like a dude who gave his mother a hard time growing up. https://t.co/no6mrTZMA4

Wednesday, October 03, 2018 10:41:57 PM from Twitter for Android

@realDonaldTrump eat a dick https://t.co/NZuJHFKZ5w

Wednesday, October 03, 2018 02:18:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Microsoft's outside their gd minds. No USB-C? Surfacebook 1 has shit firmware and takes 10 mins to boot and it sucks at DPI scaling. Piece of shit Lenovos are more modern and msft calls this a flagship? Shame

https://t.co/4UKcGdVsEN

Sunday, September 30, 2018 03:05:39 PM from Twitter for Android

I was outside my mind last night... No headache. I'm 19 again son! Feel like a youth

Friday, September 28, 2018 10:04:44 AM from Twitter Web Client

The fact that I'm not hungover this morning makes no sense

Friday, September 28, 2018 10:04:07 AM from Twitter Web Client

New York City: Always Be Top Shelf

Thursday, September 27, 2018 09:20:17 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Let's Analyze This HS Bro's Yearbook Page https://t.co/0WGJWImE4I

Tuesday, September 25, 2018 12:22:26 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Hey @MetroNorth these GCT outbound trains are spaced out like absolute shit. You are all idiots. Keep raising those fares and cutting trains though! https://t.co/vugI1uM9Cw

Monday, September 24, 2018 11:16:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Christ Almighty... I had one Fin Du Monde 9% abv beer on an empty stomach and I'm tipsy because I gave up being an alcoholic years ago. #lightweight

Friday, September 21, 2018 04:12:20 PM from Twitter for Android

@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/R5Ilezibx5

Thursday, September 13, 2018 02:00:45 PM from Twitter for Android

Ajit Pai is an asshole

Monday, September 10, 2018 08:35:35 PM from Twitter for Android