Call the waaaaambulance! 🚑🚑 @comcast

https://t.co/cwoLlLrWdY

Wednesday, October 17, 2018 02:05:11 AM from Twitter for Android

This is how we're creating scheduled tasks at work now... https://t.co/xB2h53wNTv

Tuesday, October 16, 2018 03:01:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm looking through my Google Photos and they're laugh out loud funny. I'm dying rn... No wonder I wasn't getting laid back in college... Jeeeeeeezzzz

Tuesday, October 16, 2018 04:21:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

Not even shitting you, this was the final exam for one of my management classes... Pretty sure the professor came up with this on acid... https://t.co/t7nERHST46

Tuesday, October 16, 2018 04:04:33 AM from Twitter Web Client

"Baboons resign after killing family of Blake Fischer" would be a much better and deserved headline

https://t.co/MyjhtrkR4F

Tuesday, October 16, 2018 01:18:45 AM from Twitter Web Client

How I treat cold sales emails. If you are a sales douche and start off "excuse the email but..."

DELETED AND BLOCKED. GTFO https://t.co/1qb5dUG2x0

Tuesday, October 16, 2018 12:53:39 AM from Twitter Web Client

@jiaaro When I first moved to Columbus, the fastest speeds offered were 50/2 for $65/month. Then Spectrum bought TWC, and they defaulted to 100/10... There's a 300/20 plan with an outrageous price tag, although I have insider info they're launching gig speeds and defaulting to 200

In reply to @jiaaro's tweet

Monday, October 15, 2018 11:00:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

@jiaaro At least there are no data caps. Although I find it laughable that they advertise 100mbps and even after fixing my signal issues, changing splitters and rewiring things at the tap, the best they can do is 85-90MBPS.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Monday, October 15, 2018 11:05:32 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm in a fight with fuckin Spectrum again for providing speeds 20-50 Mbps lower than they promise. Getting the absolute runaround

Thursday, October 11, 2018 12:03:55 PM from Twitter for Android

"Grab 'em by the pussy." - Donald J. Trump, 45th president of the United States of America https://t.co/X8KK8w7rPi

Thursday, October 11, 2018 01:35:45 AM from Twitter Web Client

Jesus Christ, CC

Tuesday, October 09, 2018 08:18:27 PM from Twitter for Android

@Dave_Jets Suburb of Columbus OH. Good thing they rolled out Docsis 3.1, because before 2016, the fastest plan possible was 50/5. Default was 20/2 for $45/month. Absurdity.

In reply to @Dave_Jets's tweet

Tuesday, October 09, 2018 07:45:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

F'in Spectrum. Paying $65/month for 100/10... Just found out WOW is in my area and can get 300/20 for $50

Plus, haven't been breaking over 80mbps lately. Wtf

Tuesday, October 09, 2018 10:18:18 AM from Twitter for Android

Astros over the Dodgers in 6

Monday, October 08, 2018 10:21:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel da Indians

Monday, October 08, 2018 04:44:08 PM from Twitter Web Client