The Yankees stink
Tuesday, April 10, 2018 09:29:06 PM from Twitter for Android
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Anything after that is > 140 chrs and I'm testing their tweet_mode=extended on user_timeline.json API
Just got paged with a server alert. No longer annoyed now that the new company actually pays overtime for this shit.
@AjitPaiFCC is a cunt
Saturday, April 07, 2018 08:03:00 PM from Twitter for Android
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
Saturday, April 07, 2018 06:46:03 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm not very sober rn jussayin. Not at all
Saturday, April 07, 2018 06:13:02 PM from Twitter for Android
I mean I guess the dicks are fine but whoever ❤️s meth? Not a good look. Real bad look. https://t.co/AO3K7Y103d
Saturday, April 07, 2018 05:51:49 PM from Twitter for Android
Yo someone hook me up with tickets to the Ja Rule/Ashanti show?
Saturday, April 07, 2018 04:08:00 PM from Twitter for Android
The fuck is wrong with Netflix for cancelling Everything Sucks after one season? That show was SO good.
But there's two seasons of the absolute garbage show Haters Back Off with some YouTube moron. "Quality" original content.
Saturday, April 07, 2018 03:37:18 AM from Twitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump Coal is garbage dunce
Hey @realDonaldTrump you stupid idiot. You suppisedly went to Wharton? Idk about you but DSB told me that international trade was important. Your trade wars are crashing all my stocks ya fuckin buffoon.
With the exception of the food, this entire city can go fuck itself
Makes me laugh when things say "unleaded fuel only." It's 2018, who the fuck puts lead in gas anymore
rm -rf ya_ugly_face