@Speedtest How can I report that a default server being chosen has inaccurate speeds. Other servers I select show my true speed. It should not be suggested anymore. It's reporting 30mbps when all others show me at 117mbps

Monday, November 12, 2018 02:22:20 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Walmart and they're playing Creed. Need to reevaluate my life

Sunday, November 11, 2018 09:57:30 PM from Twitter for Android

@Ask_Spectrum hey there's a Nationwide spectrum outage right now. Want to acknowledge it on your Twitter?

Friday, November 09, 2018 01:57:25 AM from Twitter for Android

Spectrum is a fucking terrible ISP... Nationwide outage (again), prices increasing, and it's $65/month for 100mbps that doesn't go faster than 80mbps and they claim there's nothing else they can do to get it to reach the advertised speeds

Hey @AjitPaiFCC - eat a dick, fuckface

Friday, November 09, 2018 01:54:49 AM from Twitter for Android

Bunch of dumb bastards voting no on Ohio Issue 1... Let the druggies be druggies, so long as they're not bothering anyone else.

Be like Portugal: https://t.co/S8CsSNvokL

The prisons are overcrowded. This would have saved so much money

Wednesday, November 07, 2018 03:23:09 AM from Twitter Web Client

Hey @AjitPaiFCC: go fuck yourself!

https://t.co/07BfQwzklD

Monday, November 05, 2018 10:17:58 PM from Twitter for Android

Dudeeeeee... I just went back in time

Sunday, November 04, 2018 01:05:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

Yo where's my neighbor driving off to at this hour? It's almost 3am on a weeknight in the middle of suburbia. Guy's literally an older white dude who shut off all his lights to keep trick or treaters away. What could he possibly be doing?

Thursday, November 01, 2018 02:43:28 AM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: "The Microsoft Surfacebook Is a Piece of Shit" Rant of the Century https://t.co/jiHgSpxJIG

Thursday, November 01, 2018 01:07:15 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Hey @googlechrome how about fixing the blatantly obvious bug where there is no cursor in the address bar on Android 9 on my Pixel 2

Wednesday, October 31, 2018 07:07:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Slack is using 45% CPU

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Monday, October 29, 2018 03:24:07 AM from Twitter for Android

We are so technologically advanced as a society, yet nothing fucking has good user experience and I'm motherfucking sick of it.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Monday, October 29, 2018 01:36:10 AM from Twitter for Android

Keep it up and I quit. I'm going to move to the backwoods and give up all modern technology. Just disappear off the radar and become a lumberjack in Alaska like fuckin Dexter (what a garbage ending btw)

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Monday, October 29, 2018 01:37:47 AM from Twitter for Android

My Surfacebook takes 10 minutes to boot, no exaggeration.

Yes, I checked startup programs. Yes, I ran sfc and dsim... Yes, I have plenty of disk space and it's an SSD. No fix in sight.

#fuckssake

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Monday, October 29, 2018 03:27:36 AM from Twitter Web Client